Author Topic: Can't stop god damn sneezing  (Read 703 times)

Within the past 15 minutes I've been sneezing violently, I'm feeling like stuff and this has come on in the past 1 hour.

halp

You have an irritated nose. This did not deserve a topic.

Within the past 15 minutes I've been sneezing violently, I'm feeling like stuff and this has come on in the past 1 hour.

halp
Maybe someone mowed the lawn.

Maybe someone mowed the lawn.
My aunt's mowing the lawn right now.
Now I have to sneeze.


CURSE YOU!

My aunt's mowing the lawn right now.
Now I have to sneeze.


CURSE YOU!
I take allergy pills.

You're allergic to the internet

You have an irritated nose. This did not deserve a topic.
Maybe some people don't know this stuff, and it's not like a doctor lives next to me.

Wow, lighten up.

Make a final will and testament and devote everything you own to me.

I get this a lot. Shut any windows, get in a basement or someplace cool and/or wet.
I probably have no idea what I'm saying.
If that doesn't work, take medication. Do you have a humidifier?
Still no idea what I'm saying.
Take a shower. Wash your face. Just try stuff at random.

Cut off your nose.
On a serious note get in the oxygen tent in your nuclear distress bunker.