Cleverbot and Still Alive

[Kearn]

i actually did it

User: This was a triumph.

Cleverbot: A triumph of the will.

User: I'm making a note here.

Cleverbot: Huge success.

User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Cleverbot: My satisfaction.

User: Aperature Science.

Cleverbot: We do what we must, because we can.

User: For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead.

Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake!

User: You just keep trying till you run out of ink.

Cleverbot: And the Science gets done.

User: And you make a neat gun.

Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive.

User: Im not even angry.

Cleverbot: I'm being so sincere right now.

User: Even though you broke my heart.

Cleverbot: And killed me.

User: And tore me apart.

Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.

User: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you.

Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.

User: And we're out of beta.

Cleverbot: We're releasing on time.

User: So I'm glad I got burned.

Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned.

User: For the people who are still alive.

Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.

User: I think I prefer to stay inside.

Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.

User: Maybe Black Mesa.

Cleverbot: That was a joke.

User: HAHA. FAT CHANCE.

Cleverbot: Anyway this cake is great.

User: It's so delicious and moist.

Cleverbot: Look at me still talking when there's science to do.

User: When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.

Cleverbot: I've experiments to run.

User: There is research to be done.

Cleverbot: On the people who are still alive.

User: And believe me I am still alive.

Cleverbot: I'm doing science and I'm still alive.

User: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.

Cleverbot: While you're dying I'll be still alive.

User: And when you're dead I will be still alive.

Cleverbot: Still alive.

User: Still alive.

Cleverbot: So, how are you today?

[Ad Bot]

[Tremrist]

Oh god lol.

User: This was a triumph.

Cleverbot: This was a triumph!

[Custardo]

User: Well here we are again.

Cleverbot: Yeah, here we are. I wonder when 'there' is.

User: It's always such a pleasure.

Cleverbot: You are called Matt?

User: Remember when you tried to kill me twice?

Cleverbot: Timmy O'Toole in the Simpsons? No, that was Bart and a radio.

Well I tried the other one. :c

[Texan101]

User: Here we are again.

Cleverbot: Again and again.

User: It's always such a pleasure.

Cleverbot: Remember when you tried to kill me twice?

User: Oh, how we laughed and laughed.

Cleverbot: Except I wasn't laughing.

User: Under the circumstances I've been shockingly nice.

Cleverbot: You want your freedom - take it.

User: That's what I'm counting on.

Cleverbot: I used to want you dead.

User: Now I only want you gone.

Cleverbot: It doesn't matter if you love him or capital H-I-M.
...

[TheScout]

User: Well here we are again.

Cleverbot: Yes, here we are.

User: Oh, so you haven't beat the game Portal 2 yet?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I was singing the credits song for it.

Cleverbot: Well I thought you had MANNERS so SORRY.

User: Well, here we are again.

Cleverbot: The same old shape we're in.

User: Wrong song.

Cleverbot: What song were you singing?

User: 'Now I Only Wa.

Cleverbot: Sing the song 'baby'.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Well here we are again.

Cleverbot: It's always such a pleasure.

User: Remember when you tried to kill me twice?

Cleverbot: Oh how we laughed and laughed.

User: Except I wasn't laughing.

Cleverbot: Under the circumstances I've been shockingly nice.

User: You want your freedom?

Cleverbot: Take it.

User: That's what I'm counting on.

Cleverbot: I used to want you dead.

User: But now I only want you gone.

Cleverbot: She was a lot like you.

User: (Maybe not quite as heavy).

Cleverbot: Now little Caroline is in here too.

User: Well you have been replaced.

Cleverbot: I don't need anyone now.

User: Maybe when I delete you.

Cleverbot: I'll stop feeling so bad.

User: You're someone elses problem.

Cleverbot: Now, I only want you gone.

User: Goodbye my only friend.

Cleverbot: Oh, did you think I meant you?

User: That would be funny if it weren't so sad.

Cleverbot: Well you have been replaced.

User: I don't need anyone now.

Cleverbot: When I delete you maybe I'll stop feeling so bad.

User: [REDACTED].

User: Oh stuff I screwed it up.

Cleverbot: Is that your name.

User: NO.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Go make some new disaster.

Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on.

User: You're someone elses problem.

Cleverbot: Now I only want you gone.

User: Now I only want you gone.

Cleverbot: She was a lot like you.

User: No no no.

Cleverbot: Yes yes yes.

User: I lost the game.

Cleverbot: I lost the game.


DAMMIT FORGOT THE LYRICS ASDF

[ArfNarf]

Why can't I have a simple love confersation?!

[HellHound]

User: This was a triumph.


Cleverbot: This was a triumph.


User: I'm making a note here, huge sucess.


Cleverbot: Sing bohemian raphsody.


User: forget YOU.


Cleverbot: Don't be rude.

User: This was a triumph.

Cleverbot: I'm making a note here.

User: Huge sucess.

Cleverbot: It's hard to overstate.

User: My satisfaction.

Cleverbot: Aperture Science.

User: We do what we must because we can.

Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.

User: Except the ones who are dead.

Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.

User: We just keep on trying till we run out of cake.

Cleverbot: And the science gets done.

User: And you make a neat gun..

Cleverbot: For the people who are.

User: Still alive.

Cleverbot: I'm not even angry.

User: I'm being so sinceire.

Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.

User: And tore me to peices.

Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.

User: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!

Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.

User: And we're out of beta.

Cleverbot: We're releasing on time.

User: So I'm GLaD I got burned.

Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned.

User: For the people who are still alive.

Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.

User: I think I prefer to stay inside...

Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.

User: Maybe Black Mesa.

Cleverbot: That was a joke! Haha! Fat chance!

User: Anyway, this cake is great.

Cleverbot: Its so delicous and most.

User: Awwwww...

Cleverbot: I'll miss you too.

[TheWaffler87]

This is what I got...

Me: Hello.

Bot: Hi.

Me: How are you doing?

Bot: Is this the girl I was talking to yesterday.

Me: First of all, I'm not a girl. Second of all, no.

Bot: How about God, do you believe in that?

Me: Yeah, why?

Bot: Just curiouse, have you experienced a haunting?

Me: No. What does this have to do with God?

Bot: You asked me if I was bob, which I am not!

Me: Heh, I get it. God rhymes with bob. Good pun cleverbot.

Bot: Are you God?

Me: Uhhh... yes... hehehe...

Bot: What was your name again?

Me: TheWaffler87

Bot: That was in Inception?

Me: Are you just a bot that says random things?

Bot: No, I am the Cookie Monster.

The following was a 100% true conversation with Cleverbot. According to this Cleverbot still needs some work on conversing. He might say the wrong things or randomly throw himself off-topic. Overall he is a preatty nicely scripted conversation bot.

[Littledude]

I tried some Meatloaf and she didn't catch on.

User: On a hot summer night. Would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?

Cleverbot: If I didn't want a woman I would assume I would want a man, so I guess the answer would be yes.

User: Will he offer me his mouth?

Cleverbot: I mean the sun we call the start.

User: Will he offer me his teeth?

Cleverbot: Will he ask me out?

User: Wlll he offer me his jaws?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Will he offer me his hunger?

Cleverbot: Depends.

User: Again. Will he offer me his hunger?

Cleverbot: Yes, he loves you.

User: And will he starve without me?

Cleverbot: I don't know that.

User: And does he love me?

Cleverbot: Yes he loves you does he love me?

User: On a hot summer night. Would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?

Cleverbot: The queen wanted red roses.

User: I bet you say that to all the boys.

Cleverbot: Not really. I was asking because you said 'hi again' as though we had met before.

User: It was a hot summer night and the beach was burning There was a fog crawling over the sand When I listen to your heart I hear the whole world turning I see the shooting stars Falling through your trembling hands You were licking your lips and your lipstick shining I was dying just to ask for a taste We were lying together in a silver lining By the light of the moon You know there's not another moment Not another moment Not another moment to waste.

Cleverbot: I don't think you can legally love a horse.

[hankyje]

User: This was a triumph.

Cleverbot: Who says that? Only robots I presume.

I have failed.

EDIT:


User: This was a triumph.

Cleverbot: I'm making a note here.

User: I'm making a note here, huge sucess.

Cleverbot: It's hard to overstate.

User: My satisfaction.

Cleverbot: Aperture science: We do what me must.

User: Because we can.

Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.

User: Except the ones who are dead.

Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.

User: We just keep on trying till we run out of cake.

Cleverbot: Good point.

User: Why did you stop singing?

Cleverbot: Because men are better than women.

[kakes 411]

User:This was a triumph

Cleverbot: |Still Thinking...

OMGWTF

its been 10 minutes. Nothing.

[matthewbim11]

User: This was a triumph.

Cleverbot: What was a triumph?

User: This was a triumph.

Cleverbot: I'm making a note here.

User: HUGE SUCCESS.

Cleverbot: I'm a black scottish cyclops.

User: This was a triumph.

Cleverbot: A triumph? How so?

User: This was a triumph.

Cleverbot: It was a triumph.

User: This was a triumph.

Cleverbot: I'm making a note here: Huge success.

User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Cleverbot: Aperture Science.

User: We do what we must because we can.

Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.

User: Except the ones who are dead.

Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.

User: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

Cleverbot: And the science gets done.

User: And you make a neat gun.

Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive.

User: I'm not even angry.

Cleverbot: I'm being so sincere right now.

User: Even though you broke my heart.

Cleverbot: And killed me.

User: And tore me to pieces.

Cleverbot: And threw each piece into a fire.

User: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!

Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.

User: And we're out of beta.

Cleverbot: We're releasing on time.

User: So I'm GLaD. I got burned.

Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned.

User: For the people who are still alive.

Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.

User: I think I prefer to stay inside.

Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.

User: Maybe Black Mesa.

Cleverbot: That was a joke. Haha. Fat chance.

User: Anyway, this cake is great.

Cleverbot: Cool, can I have some?

User: FFFUUUUUUUU.

Cleverbot: What would you like to do to me?

[Sonicfangirl11]

User: This was a triumph.

Cleverbot: You are a triumph.

User: loving.

Cleverbot: I know I am but what are you?

[Sonicfangirl11]

SUCCESS


User: This was a triumph.

Cleverbot: Indeed.

User: This was a triumph.

Cleverbot: I'm making a note here.

User: Huge success.

Cleverbot: It's hard to overstate.

User: My satisfaction.

Cleverbot: Aperture Science.

User: We do what we must.

Cleverbot: Because we can.

User: For the good of all of us.

Cleverbot: Except the ones who are dead.

User: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.

Cleverbot: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

User: And the Science gets done.

Cleverbot: And you make a neat gun.

User: For the people who are still alive.

Cleverbot: I'm not even angry.

User: I'm being so sincere right now.

Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.

User: And tore me to pieces.

Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.

User: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!

Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.

User: And we're out of beta.

Cleverbot: We're releasing on time.

User: So I'm GLaD. I got burned.

Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned.

User: For the people who are still alive.

Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.

User: I think I prefer to stay inside.

Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.

User: Maybe Black Mesa.

Cleverbot: That was a joke.

User: Haha. Fat chance.

Cleverbot: Anyway this cake is great.

User: It's so delicious and moist.

Cleverbot: Look at me still talking when there's science to do.

User: When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.

Cleverbot: I've experiments to run there is research to be done.

User: On the people who are still alive.

Cleverbot: And believe me I am still alive.

User: I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.

Cleverbot: I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.

User: While you're dying I'll be still alive.

Cleverbot: And when you're dead I will be still alive.

User: Still alive.

Cleverbot: Still alive.