The art of trolling

[indyjones]

Yes I know I'm not original, but here's a rick roll Omegle chat I just did:

Stranger: heya
You: We’re becoming a serious problem being together, babe
Stranger: im so sorry
Stranger: :'(
You: No I’m not going to lie to you it’s been tough
Stranger: why are we a problem?
You: Strangers; I feel like we are strangers
Stranger: .. just make love to me like a stranger!
Stranger: save our relationship!
You: To what extreme?
Stranger: just do whatever you have to..
You: Love me, babe
Stranger: i love you
Stranger: you perfect stranger
You: You don't love me :'(
Stranger: i do!
Stranger: i love you!
Stranger: take me to bed with you! and i'll prove it!
You: Know what?
Stranger: what?
You: The reason we are fighting, is not because we are strangers. We know each other
Stranger: is that the real reason?
You: Rule #1 of Love: Never love a stranger
You: And then you get it
Stranger: i can't help but love you stranger
You: So we can't love each other since we are strangers
Stranger: :'(
Stranger: this saddens me
You: Do you want to be friends though?
You: I think that will work
Stranger: okay :) can we be friends with benifits?
You: A hard-worked friendship comes with benefits
Stranger: ok friend :)
You: Full time job, being friends is
Stranger: i agree
You: Never done being friends with anyone except my dad
You: Gonna de-friend him on Facebook, too :P
Stranger: :O thats so mean!
Stranger: what about your cat?
You: Give him up for adoption
Stranger: :O i'll take him in
You: You will?
Stranger: i will because i am your friend
You: Up to the store for a kennel I go
You: Haha
Stranger: why a kennel?
You: You just got trolled. Look at the first word of every sentence I've said since we've been talking.
Stranger: hehehe your a genius!
You: I messed up a few times
Stranger: its ok i forgive you :3
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I was getting nowhere posting the verses so I switched to the chorus.
Post fun troll stuff here.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi
Stranger: Karem?
You: no, abdul
You: ALALLALALALALLA 70 VIRGINS
You: BOOOOOOM
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[aml]

Genius.

[Tingalz]

You: hi
Stranger: hi im thomas from germany, are you male or female? where are you from?
You: i am female
You: from germany
Stranger: sehr schön
Stranger: wo denn geau?
You: stas nassen wasseerfugh masserwassen
Stranger: und wie alt bist du
You: das us wassernamsen du fet what weiser schnitzel
You: was us dasser sis?
Stranger: wie alt bsit du
You: oui oui, dast sehr schon


Stranger: svensk?
You: yes
Stranger: hahah ofta?
You: ja
Stranger: Andra svensken idag!
Stranger: Har roat mig att öeta svenskar här
Stranger: leta*
Stranger: Vart bor du då?
You: ja sven sko wos shes
You: ratter tatter to
You: watta zo svensk warara
Stranger: yeah for sure
You: svensk jo andra har mig har

[oleg662]

-snap-

that was loving epic.

[oleg662]

2011-06-17
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Were talking now, whats up
Stranger: nm just chillin, you
You: No, you first. kidding, just doing nothing really
Stranger: haha well that sounds like fun
You: "strangers"-haha I love how they portray us on omegle
Stranger: there are some interesting people on here though, lots of time on their hands...
You: To go here, you really get a good laugh sometimes, to see all the desperate college guys
Stranger: haha
You: Love seeing all the desperate people on here, its pretty funny, don't you think?
Stranger: yea, go spit game in person not over the internet
You: You seem like you go here a lot, do you do it fr the laughs?
Stranger: yea and just because im super bored haha
You: Know anyone who goes on here in real life? i dont
Stranger: nope not really
You: This is pretty fun, still to talk to random people
Stranger: you dont do it much?
You: Not really
You: rules i put myself to, i dont go on my pc a lot anymore used to play games for hours on end
Stranger: haha i couldnt do that
You: And do you go on all the other socializing sites? obviously besides facebook
Stranger: nope i think twitter is handicapped, no one honestly cares what you're doing every waking moment of your day
You: So your a lot like me, you only go on FB and here for laughs sometimes
Stranger: pretty much yea
You: Do you go on facebook a lot?
Stranger: i have it on my phone so i check it every now and then
You: I do the same thing. I have a life, I don't live on fb either
Stranger: yea some people stay on all day
You: Never going to give up my life again to the internet >.<
Stranger: haha thats probably good
You: Hey, speaking of "never going to give you up", do you know what rickroll is?
Stranger: nope
You: look at the first word of every one of my comments, it makes a song people on the internet call rickroll. Go looks it up on youtube.
You: you just got "rickrolled"
You have disconnected.

[Tingalz]

2011-06-17
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Were talking now, whats up
Stranger: nm just chillin, you
You: No, you first. kidding, just doing nothing really
Stranger: haha well that sounds like fun
You: "strangers"-haha I love how they portray us on omegle
Stranger: there are some interesting people on here though, lots of time on their hands...
You: To go here, you really get a good laugh sometimes, to see all the desperate college guys
Stranger: haha
You: Love seeing all the desperate people on here, its pretty funny, don't you think?
Stranger: yea, go spit game in person not over the internet
You: You seem like you go here a lot, do you do it fr the laughs?
Stranger: yea and just because im super bored haha
You: Know anyone who goes on here in real life? i dont
Stranger: nope not really
You: This is pretty fun, still to talk to random people
Stranger: you dont do it much?
You: Not really
You: rules i put myself to, i dont go on my pc a lot anymore used to play games for hours on end
Stranger: haha i couldnt do that
You: And do you go on all the other socializing sites? obviously besides facebook
Stranger: nope i think twitter is handicapped, no one honestly cares what you're doing every waking moment of your day
You: So your a lot like me, you only go on FB and here for laughs sometimes
Stranger: pretty much yea
You: Do you go on facebook a lot?
Stranger: i have it on my phone so i check it every now and then
You: I do the same thing. I have a life, I don't live on fb either
Stranger: yea some people stay on all day
You: Never going to give up my life again to the internet >.<
Stranger: haha thats probably good
You: Hey, speaking of "never going to give you up", do you know what rickroll is?
Stranger: nope
You: look at the first word of every one of my comments, it makes a song people on the internet call rickroll. Go looks it up on youtube.
You: you just got "rickrolled"
You have disconnected.

wowe xd so funy ricroll

[Joltarn]

You: hi
Stranger: hi im thomas from germany, are you male or female? where are you from?
You: i am female
You: from germany
Stranger: sehr schön
Stranger: wo denn geau?
You: stas nassen wasseerfugh masserwassen
Stranger: und wie alt bist du
You: das us wassernamsen du fet what weiser schnitzel
You: was us dasser sis?
Stranger: wie alt bsit du
You: oui oui, dast sehr schon


Stranger: svensk?
You: yes
Stranger: hahah ofta?
You: ja
Stranger: Andra svensken idag!
Stranger: Har roat mig att öeta svenskar här
Stranger: leta*
Stranger: Vart bor du då?
You: ja sven sko wos shes
You: ratter tatter to
You: watta zo svensk warara
Stranger: yeah for sure
You: svensk jo andra har mig har

me no understand

[DrenDran]

Havne't people been banned for admitting to troling?

[Katamari007]

Havne't people been banned for admitting to troling?

Yes, they're going to get banned for trolling something that isn't the forums

[TeslaCoil]

Acting handicapped is an art form now days?