Author Topic: The Adventure of Joseph (Read 1370 times)

Moriarty · June 29, 2011, 09:17:23 PM

Hello.
This is the adventure of Joseph, and what he did in his life.
The story begins at his 12th birthday! His face has yet to expand to 12x12 pixels, in his 125x100 life! He is bound to live up to his dad, Jordan Freeman.

What does joseph do on his birthday?

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Legodude77 · June 29, 2011, 09:34:23 PM

Play Hl2

Moriarty · June 29, 2011, 09:39:14 PM

I don't think Joseph even owns that game!
Also, he's only twelve!

? · June 29, 2011, 09:40:21 PM

Have a birthday party.

Moriarty · June 29, 2011, 09:47:05 PM

Quote from: ? on June 29, 2011, 09:40:21 PM

Have a birthday party.

He can't do it without first aquiring Adult Awakening!

? · June 29, 2011, 09:55:34 PM

Look around, figure out what time it is.

Jacob 123456789 · June 29, 2011, 10:09:51 PM

Expand to 125x100 pixels in one day

Moriarty · June 29, 2011, 10:22:25 PM

Quote from: Jacob 123456789 on June 29, 2011, 10:09:51 PM

Expand to 125x100 pixels in one day

Woah woah there buddy!
He hasn't gotten that gift yet! The resolution changes according to an object, and one of them is a window to permanently default it at 125x100!

Quote from: ? on June 29, 2011, 09:55:34 PM

Look around, figure out what time it is.

Well, judging from what Joseph can see, he would seem to think it is 12:00.
But you don't know if it's pm or am.
You'll have to guess for him!
[This is the point where you decide if it's AM or PM.]

Legodude77 · June 29, 2011, 10:28:43 PM

Moriarty · June 29, 2011, 10:30:24 PM

Joseph thinks it's about AM and, guess what, he's right.
He decided to go back to sleep. Goodnight!

kanew2000 · June 30, 2011, 12:45:20 AM

become as big as bed.

ask parents for new bed.

aquire new bed.

sleep in new bed.

Kiddeh · June 30, 2011, 04:50:08 AM

Quote from: kanew2000 on June 30, 2011, 12:45:20 AM

become as big as bed.

ask parents for new bed.

aquire new bed.

fap in new bed.