Adventure guy - Quest for the golden shield!

[IkeTheGeneric]

So on a skype chat, me and my friends came up with an idea where they give me suggestions and ideas for some adventure thing, and I'll do updates on what goes on. This is like a comic and I hope this is in the right place

So don't bother posting anything to persuade the adventure, because that's not happening.


>>>WAKE UP
THE TIME IS CURRENTLY 12:22
YOUR CLOTHES ARE OFF RIGHT NOW BECAUSE YOU SLEEP IN HALF-BUFF

YOUR NAME IS - - - -
DRAKE KRITZ
>>>YOUR NAME IS LEGALLY CHANGED TO DRAKE KRITZ
GOOD MORNING DRAKE

IT IS NOW 12:22

HOW DO YOU SPEND AN ENTIRE SECOND NAMING YOURSELF

ANYWAYS WHAT DO YOU PLAN ON DOING NEXT?
LOOK ON DESK

>>>SWEET JESUS A VIOLIN
HMM
DRESS YOURSELF
>>>YOU SLIP INTO THE FIRST THING YOUR LITTLE HANDS GROPE
NOW YOURE TALKING

>>>PONDER WHY YOU PUT YOUR SHOES IN THE loving DRESSER

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[oleg662]

Is the guy naked? and his pubic hair showing?

[NotKreation]

Inb4move

[IkeTheGeneric]

Is the guy naked? and his pubic hair showing?

That's called chest hair

and he has underwear wtfare you getting at

*update

[IkeTheGeneric]

GET BLACKBERRY FROM DRAWER
>>>RETRIEVE BLACKBERRY
IN ALL ITS GLORY, YOUR BLACKBERRY TURNS ON
CALL DAN

DRAKE>> HEY DAN
USER HAS DISCONNECTED

WAIT

HEHE YOU FORGOT TO PAY THE INTERNET BILLS
GO UPSTAIRS

THE STAIRS ARE LOCKED

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UNLOCK THEM WITH YOUR FACE

[NotKreation]

UNLOCK BREAK THEM WITH YOUR FACE

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YES