http://www.filmcritic.com/reviews/2001/recess-schools-out/IMDb rating: 6.2/10
Metascore: 44/100
Storyline: Some kid pulls pranks on his teachers and robs an Ice Cream van, then gets glorified by the school, and essentially the film. Cut to weak action involving some guy who was so mad about being kicked out of his principle job that he hired 250 body guards (who carry no weapons whatsoever and can be defeated with water balloons) to invade a school and try to mess with the moon's orbit, because that's how you enact revenge on someone. Despite all the violence, nobody really gets hurt, not even the bad guy. This also brings shame to ninjas, who are defeated by being squirted with ketchup. That whole plotline should last 20 minutes, but gets dragged out more then an hour, filled mostly with one-liners and the main character extorting his own family.
Discuss.
Yes, this is a bit old. Age didn't help.
