I was in Gravity Cat's Server today, which people were treating as a fort wars sans a mini game to make it work like a fort wars.
Three gentlemen, Zoogie, Tromsci, and agent sk8tor, all appeared to be ravenous for a view of the interior of my base. It was more than likely that my constant and adamant refusal to show to them the interior of my base was what made the trio so eager to enter. In an attempt to rid them from my grounds, I took out an RPG and, against my better judgement, blew a hole in my armory wall. Agent sk8tor and Tromsci promptly entered, not knowing of course that not only were all the outside entrances locked, but the inside doors to other rooms as well. After the bricks from the wall respawned, the two intruders, finding they could not leave the armory through any entrance, promptly cried for assistance. Needless to say, since they were so eager to enter my base, it seemed foolish to let them leave. Eventually I suggested that they throw themselves against the far wall of the armory to kill themselves, as Self Delete was, at the time, disabled. Tromsci did so promptly, but agent sk8tor took some convincing. Eventually, to his great delight, he somehow managed to glitch out of my base, or was perhaps teleported by an admin. Either way, I was glad to have the intruders out.
A few minutes later Zoogie joined the duo, and I found the group to be planning some type of invasion of my base. They were trying to be secretive, as far as I could tell, but due to the publicity of the chat queue I was aware of every move they could have made, unless communicated via IRC. Eventually the group broke out in combat amongst themselves, and I bid them goodnight. I then decided to tell, in as great detail as I could, the narrative that you have just finished reading.
This is not at all intended to be a drama, but a rather amusing anecdote. Amusing, that is, to me at least. Good night.
