Author Topic: The Somewhat Mystical Adventure of Nick Kickem (Read 3366 times)

TheWarden · July 18, 2011, 01:51:29 AM

threads dead I suppose

oh well I guess everyone died

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Mikiyikiy · July 18, 2011, 02:59:29 AM

/Nick open the door already

kanew2000 · July 18, 2011, 04:45:01 AM

Nick,grow a giant erect sword out of your hand.

Mike,go outside,use magical powers to convert a bit of sand to a lake of fuel,fill up your house thingy and drive to civilization.

TheWarden · July 18, 2011, 03:05:00 PM

You try to open the door, but it's locked from the inside.

You consider growing a sword out of your head, but that sounds complicated and very painful, plus it could ruin your BELOVED HEAD WEAR! Instead you do what any man of science would do, and make the shape of a very crudely drawn sword. Now all we do is wait for the intense sunlight to take its effect aaaaand,

Voila, you created a GLASS SWORD!

Oh man that's beautiful. What should you do now?

Altered · July 18, 2011, 04:39:00 PM

Bash it onto the door to get Mike's attention and yell at him 'OPEN THE DAMN DOOR YOU forget'.

Mikiyikiy · July 18, 2011, 05:05:03 PM

You pour your last bottle of Children's tears into the generator, and it instantly fills up. You are now ready to drive.

TheWarden · July 18, 2011, 05:34:17 PM

You start banging on the door with your newly obtained sword, being careful not to shatter it. You yell at who or whatever may be in there to please open the door, as it is quite hot out here.

So hot in fact, that you've taken some damage from the intense heat.

Mikiyikiy · July 18, 2011, 05:52:12 PM

There's an intense knocking at your door and the gentlemen behind it is shouting rather coarse profanities. What should you do?

Menen · July 18, 2011, 06:11:32 PM

RAPE HIm

Mikiyikiy · July 18, 2011, 06:31:38 PM

You peek outside your door.

Among the musty sunsetting prairie a wild figure appears!

You gRAPE him with all your might.

Whoops, it was just Nick.

TheWarden · July 18, 2011, 08:25:42 PM

Ow. Whoever this ruffian is sure has a good throwing arm, those grapes hurt like a bitch. They seem to be alright though, unlike you. What should you do now?

kanew2000 · July 18, 2011, 10:52:25 PM

Mike,while he's unconcious drag him in and the grapes too,then make wine out of the grapes and create through some strange wizardy a sleep potion.

Mikiyikiy · July 19, 2011, 01:37:01 AM

Nick is passed out on your baby seal leather couch.

You use the latest in extraction technology to extract the grapieness and natural sleepiness from the grapes.

You got the Date Grape Drug!

Razre · July 19, 2011, 12:49:13 PM

WHAT IS LOVE? BABY DON'T HURT ME, DON'T HURT ME, NO MORE.

(just in case you are really that dense, this is your cue to start up your airplane-survival-pod's DRIVE FUNCTION and begin a HUMOROUS DRIVING MONTAGE)