For some reason, Norton decided it would start scanning again without me opening it or anything.
I was using Avast! at the time. Norton starts up, and basically...
HOLY MOTHER OF stuff!
AVAST_ANTIVIRUS.EXE IS A VIRUS!
DELETE? YES/NO?
NO? REALLY? IT LOOKS LIKE A VIRUS FROM HERE.
ARE YOU SURE?
WELL I'LL JUST STOP IT SO IT CAN'T VIRUS YOU UP ANYMORE, K?
NO? WELL forget YOU I ALREADY DID IT.
NOOOO, DON'T CLOSE ME! YOU'LL RUE THE loving DAY YOU forgetED WITH NORTON!