Author Topic: I found something Norton 360 does well.  (Read 2563 times)

PERFORMING BACKGROUND SCANS
HOPE YOU LIKE 2FPS WHILE PLAYING GAMES

ALSO, WHILE I SCAN, I'LL WHORE INTERNET FOR UPDATE STATUS.

YOU HAVE A LOT OF COOKIES
I ATE THEM ALL.

THIS PROGRAM IS DOING SOMETHING NORMAL.
DELETE.

THIS PROGRAM IS DOING BAD THINGS
I'LL LOCK IT IN ITS ROOM SEE IF IT BEHAVES


It's good for making you rip your hair out.

Norton 360 is good at being a piece of stuff
Norton 360 is as good as a dead camel
Norton 360 is a great antivirus scanner
 

YOURE TRYING TO UNINSTALL ME
ARE YOU SURE?
YOU COULDNT POSSIBLY BE SURE
JUST, TELL ME WHY SO I CAN MAKE NOTES
ARE YOU SURE YOURE SURE?

I have Norton. No problems here.

I can do a full scan with Kaspersky while playing a game and retain full FPS. With McAfee, which is crap tbh, I got a few dips, but nothing too bad.

YOURE TRYING TO UNINSTALL ME
ARE YOU SURE?
YOU COULDNT POSSIBLY BE SURE
JUST, TELL ME WHY SO I CAN MAKE NOTES
ARE YOU SURE YOURE SURE?
No, that's UAC.


PERFORMING BACKGROUND SCANS
HOPE YOU LIKE 2FPS WHILE PLAYING GAMES

ALSO, WHILE I SCAN, I'LL WHORE INTERNET FOR UPDATE STATUS.

YOU HAVE A LOT OF COOKIES
I ATE THEM ALL.

THIS PROGRAM IS DOING SOMETHING NORMAL.
DELETE.

THIS PROGRAM IS DOING BAD THINGS
I'LL LOCK IT IN ITS ROOM SEE IF IT BEHAVES


It's good for making you rip your hair out.
I read this out loud, and laughed so hard...

Norton in a nutshell?

I also laughed while reading this.

I have Norton. No problems here.
This.

Norton is excellent, at least for some people. You're doing something wrong.

This.

Norton is excellent, at least for some people. You're doing something wrong.
Norton can stop Conficker when all modules are on and settings are strict.

Lies.

For some reason, Norton decided it would start scanning again without me opening it or anything.

I was using Avast! at the time.  Norton starts up, and basically...

HOLY MOTHER OF stuff! 
AVAST_ANTIVIRUS.EXE IS A VIRUS! 
DELETE?  YES/NO?
NO?  REALLY?  IT LOOKS LIKE A VIRUS FROM HERE.
ARE YOU SURE?
WELL I'LL JUST STOP IT SO IT CAN'T VIRUS YOU UP ANYMORE, K?
NO?  WELL forget YOU I ALREADY DID IT.
NOOOO, DON'T CLOSE ME!  YOU'LL RUE THE loving DAY YOU forgetED WITH NORTON!

Norton doesn't suck.
Sure, it can be wrong at times, but it keeps your computer safe :I

I use norton and it does very well for me.

I don't even use an antivirus, other than a weekly Malwarebytes scan.

Avg does this to me :(