Author Topic: Monocle is shopping for a new car. :o  (Read 7755 times)

My friends dad went street racing on the freeway in his corvette. The guy he was racing drifted and forced his corvette into the guard rail. That corvette will never drive again. Sounds like fun doesn't it?


maybe your friends dad should stop racing handicaps

I'm still saving up a little more, I'm not going to do the actual purchase until late January to mid february.

Aye. :D


It's not that bad, lol. It's a pain in the ass in the city though since it's basically 1st gear, 2nd gear, neutral, stop, 1st gear, 2nd gear, neutral, stop. Repeat.
so youre saying you have a job

You're cute, you're calling me out on this when I worked my ass off for that thing. I worked 2 jobs to just get the down payment. I have 6k saved up for one of the used cars, and I'll have enough to pay for it myself by January which is when I'd be buying it.

Go ahead, call me out and whatever pleases you. I work for my stuff, granted to do get things easier, I still work for them.
I've saved up like 28k for a car myself, lol. This is going to be a present from my parents for my birthday if I decide to have them buy it.

Disregarding the fact that you haven't been working two full time jobs and that probably 70% of that 28k came from your parents, they're still paying the bulk of it for your birthday.

This is what I don't get: Smart rich people are happy. You never hear about Bill Gates or Donald Annoying Orange killing themselves, it's only chicken-stuff handicapped athletes, thespians and musicians that whine about how money doesn't buy happiness and how terrible their awesome lives are. While the three aforementioned groups do bring stuff tons of money to the people that use them, I don't believe it's right that handicapped forgets that don't know how to live their lives deserve that kind of money. And of course I'm implying that you're in that group, seeing as how you were on the floor about to commit Self Delete because you got in a fight with your parents, despite the fact that they're willing to spend 100k on a car for their whiny bitch-ass son. If there is a god, your more intelligent relatives will find a way to cheat you out of your inheritance so that people that can actually appreciate the value of money will get to use it.


Hot pink convertable beetle. Because I said so.