>Gabe rolls on stage
>kills people in process.
>has to use gravity gun to set self on stage
>sweating with visible sweat spots.
>Gabe takes a sandwhich out of his backpocket and starts eating it in front of the audience, crying while doing so.
>gabe takes a big breath, audience gasps in excitement.
>gabe takes all the air in E3, suffocating everyone.
>Gabe announces to dead audience that Left4Dead 3 is coming out.
>rolls away.
>Gaben at E3 2011
>Seven forklifts bring him onto stage
>It takes several hours for him to stand upright
>He leans into the microphone
>Crowd shaking with excitement and suspense
>"Team...Fortress..(cough)3...
>Crowd cheers
>...You will be...able..
>Crowd draws in breath
>To...customize...your own...
>Crowd jumping at this time
>...Dragon carrots
>Crowd screams
>Gaben presses button on microphone that drops all his clothes at once
>Bulletproof cafes drop ceiling, but not fast enough
>Several bullets hit Gabe
>Bullets bounce back, hitting several in the crowd
>Gabe then reenacts meatspin
