Would you believe me if I told you that..

[Night Fox]

I'm a friend.
See what I mean, nobody can believe me.
I always tell them, but they never believe me.

[Ad Bot]

[Berfie]

I'm sorry.  I shouldn't wear red next time I go to rape you.

It's ok, like you can find me anyways. My door is a cat door!

[MetroidDead]

Holy forget thank you. Sig'd.