Awww stuff, Post'n Pics of spiders now.

[uno_da_cat]

Blow up your haus.

Didn't Read last post?

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[Clone v.117]

He flew from under my bed towards my dresser. Prepared my swatter, and swung fury on his ass.. Now he lies curled up in ball.

Is dis a magic flying spidar?
Anyway you should be using a shoe or something not a flyswatter, shoe = dead.

[Regulith]

>mowing lawn
>look down
>spider on shirt, about to reach my neck
>FLAIL WILDLY
>LAUNCH THE NUKES OH GOD HELP ME

forget spiders

[uno_da_cat]

>mowing lawn
>look down
>spider on shirt, about to reach my neck
>FLAIL WILDLY
>LAUNCH THE NUKES OH GOD HELP ME

forget spiders

I had something similar to this happen, but I was raking gumballs and I look at my arm and saw around 20 ants crawling on me.
Then I began to flail wildly.

[Clone v.117]

>mowing neighbors
>look up
>300 ft spider attacking the city
>Fight it and win over sum hawt chicks
>save the wurld
>is a hero

Daily.

[masterockets]

It's weird, we're taught that nothing wants to "hurt us" and we "shouldn't be" afraid of small bugs/"It's afraid of you more then you're afraid of it", and then there's the spiders that want you dead, the ants that steal your food and bite you, and all these other motherforgeters that attack us
why teach us the wrong things?

[Clone v.117]

It's weird, we're taught that nothing wants to "hurt us" and we "shouldn't be" afraid of small bugs/"It's afraid of you more then you're afraid of it", and then there's the spiders that want you dead

So the spiders want you dead? Spiders do nothing they just chill around your house people are just afraid of them, they dont give a left tit about you.

[masterockets]

So the spiders want you dead? Spiders do nothing they just chill around your house people are just afraid of them, they dont give a left tit about you.

You say that, but would you really let your guard down as they live in your home, thinking it's theirs? they have loving teeth that can peirce skin and leave giant loving bumps

I know, I keep getting these forgeters biting my head when I sleep

[Muffin]

It's weird, we're taught that nothing wants to "hurt us" and we "shouldn't be" afraid of small bugs/"It's afraid of you more then you're afraid of it", and then there's the spiders that want you dead, the ants that steal your food and bite you, and all these other motherforgeters that attack us
why teach us the wrong things?

THey are trying to survive. Most of the time a spider attacks you because tis scared and feels threatened

Unfortunately if a spider gets on you, It will most likely bite you :P

[masterockets]

THey are trying to survive. Most of the time a spider attacks you because tis scared and feels threatened

Unfortunately if a spider gets on you, It will most likely bite you :P

They're trying to move up in the food chain, most likely only living in our homes to conspire against us and kill us all
I'm telling you maaan, those spiders are evil, maaan

[Skorpion]

 

[Clone v.117]

You say that, but would you really let your guard down as they live in your home, thinking it's theirs? they have loving teeth that can peirce skin and leave giant loving bumps

Maybe your intruding in their haus! Im pretty sure you can do more damage than the spider, maybe they has humanphobia and is scared of you. Dont be hurtin them there spiders bro.

[Messes]

Ya'll mother forgeters should see what my basement window looks like

let me go take some pics

edit: stuff it takes stuffty pics through my windows screen and there's no way in hell i'm taking that thing off so i can let those disgusting things make babies inside my basement. There is enough crawling around in the cracks and crevices and even inside my mouth at night as there is ;_;