Epic Omegle Conversation

[Trifax]

Yeah, too lazy to find the old thread, so here's this one.

Question to discuss:
your on a date together

You: Hey
Stranger: hey
You: You look pretty tonight :)
Stranger: why thank you :3 *blushes* you look very handsome :)
You: Thanks! Well, we should get going to dinner, what are you in the mood for? *walks you to car, opens door for you*
Stranger: thank you :) and it doesnt matter to me :)
You: Well there's a good place I know.
You: Hope you don't mind cannibalism! :D
Stranger: i love it! >:D
You: You. Are. Amazing.
Stranger: No! You are!
You: *gets down on one knee* Stranger, I know we've only been on our first date for 5 minutes, but I know I want to spend the rest of my life with you. Will...will you marry me? :')
Stranger: OMG! OF COURSE STRANGER! i wanna spend the rest of my internet life with you!
You: :'D You will?! That's amazing! *embraces, kisses, and smiles* Now then, since this is the internet, we better get to conceiving a child.
You: *music play*
*love scene*
*9 months*
*baby is born*
Oh! She's so beautifully derpy!
You: (don't mind that I just covered a year of our life together in one message(
Stranger: I know right my beautiful baby dinosaur is the cutest!
You: Oh boy, I can't wait to pay for her dino-college :|
Stranger: Ikr? Thats the best part! Honey, I want more babies.
You: Anything for you, babe ;) let's get to it
Stranger: Awee Yeah :) and i also want a pet platypus named perry! :D
You: I'll uh...I'll look into that
Stranger: we will adventure around the internet for one!
You: Certainly!
You: Here's a couple, pick the one you like best: http://www.thedailycute.com/dailycute/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/platypus-thumb.jpg
Stranger: Oh o! i have fallen down with a case of derp diease and its uncurable! :'( *starts crying* i have 3 minutes to live!
You: stuff, how could this happen to us...I'm not leaving you alone, babe. We'll always be together.
You: *pulls knife*
Stranger: No Dont!
You: I...I love you, Stranger, if you're going, I'm going.
You: You're all I live for.
Stranger: Okay, well lets do it romeo and juliet style
You: Good idea
Stranger: i have 8 seconds left! hurry drink the poision
Stranger: *dies*
You: *drinks poison* :') we'll....we'll always be together...s-s...stranger *eyes roll back*
*dies*
Stranger: hahahahaha i literally love you
You: I love how the original question was "your on a date"
You: And now...this lol
Stranger: oh ikr?

Post your awesome omegle conversations! And discuss this one :D turns out the Stranger I was chatting with was a gay guy. LOL.

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turns out the Stranger I was chatting with was a gay guy. LOL.

Proof Trifax is homo.

[Ningyou]

HOT.

[Trifax]

Proof Trifax is homo.

I assumed he was just taking the female role, he just said he was gay at the end :o believe what you will.

[Clone v.117]

I assumed he was just taking the female role, he just said he was gay at the end :o believe what you will.

It should have been obvious, only men can give birth to dino babies.

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It should have been obvious, only men can give birth to dino babies.

What.

[Clone v.117]

What.

You heard me!

[uno_da_cat]

This was pretty funny. And oddly arousing.

[Narkro555]

Omegle: meet random strangers who want to have

dino babies.

The 2010
it burrrrrrrrrrns

[Faoeoa]

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Stranger 1: oh
Stranger 1: thanks, sweetheard
Stranger 1: heart
Stranger 2: ;)
Stranger 1: stuff