Wtf. Why does everyone eat so much, I'm eating nothing
Once they read the name of the topic, they immediately go scrambling to their pantries and find the first thing they can eat.
The people who don't say they're eating anything are just too lazy.
I'm eating a meal that consists of:
78.09% Nitrogen
20.95% Oxygen
0.93% Argon
0.03% Carbon Dioxide
Except for this guy. This guy is smart.