cigarette is most often used as a derogatory term for someone you don't like, like "starfish" or "douchebag" or "jap piece of stuff".people who go "hurr bundle of sticks" or "hurr cigarete" when you call someone a cigarette are just handicapped.
meatball
reminds me when idiots are like"you're gay loeleoe!""I'm happy? alright then""no you like men""I do""lol you're gay!""I can love my father can't I?"
both people in this conversation are idiots
My dad told me if I ever turn out to be a cigarette, he'll beat my ass with a Bible.
I think OP's dad is Christian.