The most hilarious Yahoo Answers question I ever saw.

[Hydrabisque]

Disgusting

I was just going to jot down notes on how not to live a full life without a girlfriend.

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[SkullCandy]

This and This.

[DrenDran]

it's actually pretty serious
so yeah, i didn't laugh, and have seen funnier
edit: this is directed at op

[fred da kiko]

This and This.

the serious responses are the lolsiest because they are the REAL idiots.