Author Topic: Ask Vader (Read 911 times)

CpW · August 25, 2011, 04:37:29 AM

So I've just found this.
Play now and get the chance to unlock Special Moments with Vader!

Sample conversation:

Me: Hello.
Vader: You are weak.
Me: What? WAIT, NO U.
Vader: I find your lack of articulation disturbing.

So yeah. I just got owned by Vader within 10 seconds of viewing.

/discuss

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Ningyou · August 25, 2011, 04:48:19 AM

Me: Is the world ending?
Vader: I sense great anger in you, good.

wat

Isjix · August 25, 2011, 05:17:47 AM

me: i am luke crapwalker
vader: I find your lack of articulation disturbing.
me: o.O

Dominator · August 25, 2011, 07:19:29 AM

Herro
What?
Hello
I find your lack of articulation disturbing
Wait what? NO U
YOU HAVE UNLOCKED A SPECIAL MOMENT WITH DARTH VADER!
Are you gay?
Why do you ask such stupid questions?!
FUUUUUU
hurr?

lolwut

ChappersTeddy · August 25, 2011, 08:43:52 AM

Are you cool?
Don't make power.

What.

Skorpion · August 25, 2011, 09:20:43 AM

Why are you goth?
[Garble]
Why are you emo?
[Garble]

Vegetarian Zombie · August 25, 2011, 02:24:16 PM

Me: Hello
Vader: I find your lack of articulation disturbing.
Me: Dude... that's plain English
Vader: Ask your question.
Me: What the forget?
Vader: Search your feelings.

END

Supersylox · August 25, 2011, 02:26:15 PM

Me: Hi.
Vader: I find your lack of articulation disturbing.
Me: No, you.
Vader: Join the dark side.... and you shall learn of it
Me: How I shot web.
Vader: Embrace the force, my child.
You unlocked a special moment with Vader!

:l

Vegetarian Zombie · August 25, 2011, 02:27:55 PM

Me: Y u emo cigarette
Vader: Your articulation is as stupid as your question.
Me: Why are you an emo cigarette
Vader: ...
Me: You're gay aren't you
Vader: No.
You have unlocked a special moment with Vader!

Thar · August 25, 2011, 02:29:17 PM

me: why u so gay?

Vadar: no

Squall Leonheart2275 · August 25, 2011, 02:38:56 PM

Me: How does eat food?

Vader: I FIND YOUR DARKNESS, INTERESTING.

Vegetarian Zombie · August 25, 2011, 02:40:24 PM

Me: What is the meaning of life?
Vader: Your questions are as inarticulate as they are stupid.
Me: No they aren't, dipstuff
Vader: SPEAK UP OR BE DESTROYED.
Special moments, yadda yadda

PossesedAngel · August 25, 2011, 02:41:53 PM

Me: Can i get this in text?

vader: YOU WILL BRACE THE DARK SIDE

CpW · August 25, 2011, 03:09:52 PM

So I tried talking to Vader again.

Me: So I didn't like what you said earlier today.
Vader: It is too late for me, but you have the whole day ahead of you.
(Special moments with Vader)
Me: 1. It's 7pm. 2. WTF?
Vader: Search your feelings.
Me: That makes no sense.
Vader: If you do not put your inquiry into the form of a question, then you will be destroyed.
Me: OKAY, CALM DOWN.
Vader: Move closer to the microphone. (Starts playing the theme for the Empire or something and starts headbanging to it)
Me: Okay, WTF.
Vader: The future is clouded by The Force.