Dead Island has no zombie children.

[Nymethus]

if there are adults then there are children, that's the point

it's not as if loving would go out of fashion

[Ad Bot]

[Lørd Tøny]

Just a thought.
Adult only resort?

Then where is the elderly? The island is also infested with psychopathic criminals bound in straight jackets.

[MegaScientifical]

They're just the real crazies who try to go there to make trouble, sir.

[Supersylox]

i remember once, in DS2, there was like twenty baby necromorphs, and i was throwing chairs at them

that was a LOT of fun.

wat

[Sabbin]

Want a peanut butthurt and jelly sandwich?

Completely off-topic from whatever you guys are talking about now, but this made me lol.

[Cybersix]

Then where is the elderly? The island is also infested with psychopathic criminals bound in straight jackets.

No one over 55 allowed?

[TheArmyGuy]

Lol bad parents whose children have access to their redneck gun sheds that are worried killing zombie children might drive theim to using those.

[Funkadelic]

Well your not the one with a kid.

[Lørd Tøny]

No one over 55 allowed?

It seems as if everyone is 20 to 30 years old on Dead Island.