Author Topic: Submit jokes. (Read 1078 times)

Strovbe · September 14, 2011, 12:36:47 PM

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The holocaust.

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Jerkface · September 14, 2011, 12:43:33 PM

*Knock Knock!*

Man: Who's there?

*Knock Knock!*

Man: Seriously, who's there?

*Knock Knock!*

*Man opens door and gets stabbed.*

It's funny 'cause he got deaded in the end.

Regulith · September 14, 2011, 12:52:01 PM

What did the robot say to the centipede?

"Stop being a centipede"

See, it's funny 'cause the robot ain't got no arms

Vegetarian Zombie · September 14, 2011, 01:29:13 PM

My signature.

Strovbe · September 14, 2011, 01:36:49 PM

http://anti-joke.com/

Vegetarian Zombie · September 14, 2011, 01:58:52 PM

Quote from: Strovbe on September 14, 2011, 01:36:49 PM

http://anti-joke.com/

These generate lulz.

Trogtor · September 14, 2011, 02:13:14 PM

What's big, dirty, and gets the job done?

YOUR MOM