All the football players at my school are bigger douches than the people on Jersey Shore.
Example - I was in line for the water fountain, one of these douches got infront of me, invited 5 of his douchebag friends, so I was late for Spanish, and the teacher made me recite the entire alphabet backwards in Spanish, then tell everyone why I was late, in Spanish.
tl;dr: Football players are douchebags.
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