Post your email/steam/skype/whatever chats.

[Shell]

I don't recall there being an alive thread for posting your chats.

Anyways, here's one of my email chats:

How to get muscles fast:

-SUCK MY HUGE richard, IT HAS MUSCLES ON IT, SO IT'LL RUB OFF ON YOU~~~~~~

-WHERE ARE YOU, IM ON IT BOY!

-IM AT 666 4005 S PHOENIX ARIZONA (obviously fake)

-I R COMING!

No one ever came.

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[SNIPPED]
17:03 - Imperial Trooper: brandon wants me to remove you
17:04 - Catherine the Necron: ah hehe, he keeps thinking im going to tell on him for stuff
17:04 - Catherine the Necron: lol
17:04 - Imperial Trooper: what stuff?
17:04 - Catherine the Necron: nothing yet
17:04 - Catherine the Necron: but you know how it is
17:04 - Imperial Trooper: i honestly do not
17:05 - Catherine the Necron: like if he did do something that was exceptionally mischievious
17:05 - Catherine the Necron: and the like, i might tell you about it
17:05 - Catherine the Necron: and that wouldnt be good for him :P
17:05 - Imperial Trooper: the only thing i caught my son doing was on a blockland server with snakees
17:06 - Catherine the Necron: he's a sneaky one-
17:06 - Imperial Trooper: my daughter caught him at a snake university
17:07 - Imperial Trooper: i can hear the sounds coming out of his room
17:07 - Imperial Trooper: and he locks his door
17:07 - Catherine the Necron: what sounds?
17:07 - Imperial Trooper: research dialogue
17:07 - Catherine the Necron: AHAHAHAHA
17:07 - Catherine the Necron: sorry if im a being immature here
17:08 - Catherine the Necron: but that came off pretty comically
17:08 - Imperial Trooper: haha its okay
17:08 - Imperial Trooper: i had a good laugh too
17:08 - Imperial Trooper: and i banged on his door loudly and was jiggling at his door knob
17:08 - Imperial Trooper: he freaked out and i could hear him putting his belt back on
17:09 - Catherine the Necron: that is so gross lol
17:09 - Imperial Trooper: hes becoming a man
17:09 - Catherine the Necron: tell him to use headphones next time or something though
17:10 - Catherine the Necron: lol
17:10 - Imperial Trooper: nah i'll just ground him and tear his door off
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[Sulfate]

loving lol'd ^

[Eightfold]

I don't recall there being an alive thread for posting your chats.

Anyways, here's one of my email chats:

How to get muscles fast:

-SUCK MY HUGE richard, IT HAS MUSCLES ON IT, SO IT'LL RUB OFF ON YOU~~~~~~

-WHERE ARE YOU, IM ON IT BOY!

-IM AT 666 4005 S PHOENIX ARIZONA (obviously fake)

-I R COMING!

No one ever came.

i loving love you, i remember when you emailed me that

[Katamari007]

[9/19/2011 9:55:06 PM] Katarezi: kira ur fat
[9/19/2011 9:55:07 PM] Katarezi: gtfo
[9/19/2011 9:55:16 PM] Kira: forget off
[9/19/2011 9:55:18 PM] Kira: forget OFF

[9/18/2011 8:21:00 PM] Zoosmell Pooplord: Hello
[9/18/2011 8:21:02 PM] Zoosmell Pooplord: Hello friends
[9/18/2011 8:21:03 PM] Zoosmell Pooplord: Hello
[9/18/2011 8:21:12 PM] Zoosmell Pooplord: Is anybooty going to listen to my star fish
[9/18/2011 8:21:16 PM] Zoosmell Pooplord: all about what is coming to be
[9/18/2011 8:21:26 PM] Zoosmell Pooplord: Its all about the blood seeping from there
[9/18/2011 8:21:29 PM] Zoosmell Pooplord: please bless my star fish of lord
[9/18/2011 8:21:34 PM] Zoosmell Pooplord: with your healing touch
[9/18/2011 8:21:37 PM] Zoosmell Pooplord: and make it better
[9/18/2011 8:21:43 PM] Zoosmell Pooplord: use your myriad of tricks
[9/18/2011 8:21:52 PM] Zoosmell Pooplord: to make my star fish feel like a queens once more
[9/18/2011 8:21:57 PM] Zoosmell Pooplord: OH
[9/18/2011 8:22:10 PM] Zoosmell Pooplord: high and mighty lord please take my star fish aways
[9/18/2011 8:22:19 PM] Zoosmell Pooplord: return with one much better and less torn
[9/18/2011 8:22:28 PM] Katarezi: cotlon
[9/18/2011 8:22:29 PM] Zoosmell Pooplord: OH how jolly the day tis be once my star fish has been fixed
[9/18/2011 8:22:31 PM] Katarezi: I swear to
[9/18/2011 8:22:31 PM] Zoosmell Pooplord: Oh hhey
[9/18/2011 8:22:33 PM] Katarezi: loving god
[9/18/2011 8:22:37 PM] Katarezi: stop talking to yourself
[9/18/2011 8:22:45 PM] Katarezi: we're playing games you loving IDIOT
[9/18/2011 8:22:51 PM] Katarezi: WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO ALT TAB
[9/18/2011 8:22:58 PM] Zoosmell Pooplord: Im just twisting a tale of woe to my friend
[9/18/2011 8:23:00 PM] Zoosmell Pooplord: WAIT
[9/18/2011 8:23:02 PM] Zoosmell Pooplord: WHOM IS US?
[9/18/2011 8:23:05 PM] Katarezi: AND READ YOUR INSIGNIFICANT NONSENSICAL RAMBLINGS

[Pengie]