Itt: we discuss things we screwed up and made us feel very stupid

[Lil D]

My bed is a loft bed.  One night I sleepwalked off of it.

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[Gojira]

did you died?

[Belogna]

Eminem is good music but brother never says brother.

[Jacob/Lee]

I tripped on the same goddamn coffee table three times. I want to cut that thing apart and turn it into something useful, like coasters.

[Lil D]

did you died?

ye i dieded wen i hitted the gruond

[Vegetarian Zombie]

This is serious here folks
Girl I've known for a long time starts to subtely flirt w/ me
Guy standing next to me says, "OH, she likes you!"
I say, " I know, haha."
She hasn't spoken to me since :/

[Texan101]

So very many things...

The worst is probably that I remember them all since I was 4, and I'm almost 18 now.

[S7]

I make small flares/bombs with my friends using empty soda cans that we fill with ingredients, then use portions of the metal and string to create the detonator/fuse.

We had a large stock since it had been a while since our last war, so we decided to gather 5 cans, tie them together, attach all the strings to one detonator, and...

...put them inside someone's locker.

Being the richard(s) that we were, we picked at random. It ended up exploding the forget out of the inside of a nice girl's locker as soon as she opened it.

And because I'm a richard I still laugh when I remember that. Never got caught for anything.

[mp7964]

Dad caught me fapping last night. Then he just says "be careful with that stuff" and leaves the room. Wat do?

[Bloxxed]

Dad caught me fapping last night. Then he just says "be careful with that stuff" and leaves the room. Wat do?

Cut your snake.

[zookuw]

Dad caught me fapping last night. Then he just says "be careful with that stuff" and leaves the room. Wat do?

Hahahha your dad is funny

[Frostbyte]

Accidently scored on my own net once in hockey when I was little :I

[IkeTheGeneric]

Thought my dad was my mom