Author Topic: Canadian WWI simulator.  (Read 3081 times)

The guy has a funny voice.
I shot some germans.
« Last Edit: September 27, 2011, 08:16:11 PM by HellHound »

Uhhh... Germany invades Poland/France=Austria and Russia's fault?
Russia was allied with Germany during the first part of WW2...
First World War. Franz Ferdinand Assanaited in Serbia by extremeists. Austria retaliates and sends more troops to occupy Serbia. Russia tells Austria to back off because. Germany steps in the stand by Austrias side. France tells Germany to back off. The Ottoman Empire stand by Germanies side and Britain(Using Ireland and Puppet Canada to fight the war) comes in to back France up. So then Austria ignores Russia, a war breaks out between them then like dominos the whole thing falls into action. The war goes from mobile warfare to static trenchwarfare. The British start to loose supplies so they get the US and Canada to supply them by smuggling weapons on American ships. The Germans start sinking them and the US gets angry and enters the war at the very end. Italy chickens out and fights for the Allies, Japan enters but does nothing. The Austrians chicken out and the Ottomons get raped by the British(who in return divide the middle east and making it what is today). So Germany helps Lenin over throw the Tzar of Russia and begins the Soviet Union and leave the War. Germany is left standing against the Western Allies and want out. France is butthurt and gets Austria to stab them in the back and blame Germany for starting the War. So after the war Germany has to become a Democracy, pay France a big Load(which creates the Great Depression in Europe) and made them powerless.
Tl;Dr The French are the cause of most problems(like Libya).


Yes. I will admit. The US did a lot in WW2, but then, it was Canada supplying the US instead. That was the whole point of Market Garden.
Wasn't Market Garden a spectacular failure?