Blonde Jokes

[SuperFlopp]

Post your favorite Blonde jokes here! Here's mine,
A blonde walks into a store, she asks how much that TV is, the cashier says I do not sell to blondes
The Blonde walks outside and comes back with a Brunette wig, she asks how much that TV is, the cashier says: I do not sell to Blondes. The Blonde asks How did you know?! The Cashier says I know because that is a microwave.

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[Decepticon]

Blondes are good, everybody likes blondes, I don't, Or atleast when they are behind the wheel.

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i lol'd

[shafin25]

Oh god

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ru3DCRzQAa4

[Becquerel]

I never really understood Blonde jokes. Someone mind explaining to me what they are?

[QuantumEagle]

They are jokes based on how blondes are stupid people.

e.g. A black-haired, brunette and blonde person are escaping the police. With nowhere else to go, they find three large empty sacks amidst a pile. They all hide in their own sack.
When they hear the police coming, the black-haired person goes, "meow". The police think it's just a cat.
Hearing the success of the black-haired person, the brunette person goes, "woof!". The police think it's just a dog.
Hearing the success of the other two people, the blonde goes, "PO-TA-TO".