The President is coming :O

[PossesedAngel]

oh man so exicting a man is going to cum at a place woooooooh

[Ad Bot]

[Regulith]

quick get down there and shake is hand!!!!!!!

no

[RedGajin]

The place he's going is like 10 minutes away from where I live.

Even better, you can be our backup plan if I fail, I've hidden three grenades and a handgun in a rosebush near there, use them as you see fit.

[Shell]

oh man so exicting a man is going to cum at a place woooooooh

i would keep the semen so i can eat it and get his DNA so i can become president

[Regulith]

Even better, you can be our backup plan if I fail, I've hidden three grenades and a handgun in a rosebush near there, use them as you see fit.

There are no rosebushes at the GM assembly plant.

[The Corporation]

Meet me at the burger join, I have the explosives planted at the turnoff, they aren't lethal but should flip the car. I have a rifle ready for you and two handguns. You will take out the rear truck, I'll take out the front. At that point, the explosives will go off. Thats when you cover me while I run to the shed outback and get the grenades.

Holy stuff man, you can get arrested for posting this stuff on the net.

I mean, i know you're joking but the FBI don't deal with jokes and stuff.
They'll crack down on your ass.

[CoolKoopaTroopa]

I've always wanted to meet Barack Obama :(

[Bisjac]

now you can be near him when he does nothing, as compared to doing nothing far from you.

grats

[otto-san]

congratulations


you get to see the car that contains the head of the executive branch of the US government

[Dodger]

congratulations


you get to see the car that contains the head of the executive branch of the US government

Hey, she gets to see a whole 1/3 of our government!

!!!

[Count]

I saw George bush fly over my school once. Yep, best middle finger I've ever given.  

[otto-san]

Hey, she gets to see a whole 1/3 of our government!

!!!

no doger is juts en caer

notning esle