Author Topic: Lego Man to Stay in Police Custody  (Read 1627 times)

If we bail him he should go on top of Badspot's house.
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Lego man, a 45-kilogram,
do you want to kill badspot?


We can ship him to Badspot, and then he can set up a live stream of the lego man so we can check its progress and tell him to arrange it in loveual and other humorous positions.

I have 10 bucks. Lets do this stuff.
Page loss.

Lets buy this and a giant microwave.

do you want to kill badspot?
That was the plan all along...
Well...We could put it on his driveway...

That was the plan all along...
Well...We could put it on his driveway...
Now to back my car up and WHAT THE forget IS THIS LEGO MAN DOING HERE.

it'd be cool as a lawn ornament


do you want to kill badspot?

it's only 99 pounds, a 120 pound human can stand on a roof and not break it

forget it. Blow the wall up.

>washed up

how did it wash up upright?

it's funny because how the hell did it get into the water anyway?
STORYTIME, CHILDREN.
There once was a cargo ship filled with buttloads of lego products. It was coming from Denmark, heading for America. It got caught in a storm and sank, releasing all the Legos into the Atlantic Ocean.
If you go to a certain part of Denmark, you'll find Legos still washing up on shore.
This guy probably took a looong trip.