Author Topic: What my day was like.  (Read 658 times)

Today, I went over to see my friend the mad scientist who lives across the street. Pretty cool guy, except for being so dang angry all the time. Anyway, he decided to bring a dead guy back to life, he turned into a zombie, same old same old if it werent for the fact that he turned into a giant zombie robo lizzard that bursted through the roof of the house. After a long angry tirade from my mad scientist friend to the monster, he took his car to escape to the future where this turned out to be a great scientific break through for his future self. So me and the monster played a little chess, and we became quick friends, untill i won against him, and he got so upset over this he went on a rampage. Must have gotten that short fuse from the doc. So anyways, I spent all day trying to find the doc's ion cannon to blow up the monster and I eventually found it, and shot up the monster. Good ending right? Wrong. That explosion shot zombie viruses in the near bystanders within about 1 km radius. Long story short, we rounded them up in a ware house. The reason? I convinced them playing paint ball is more fun than eating brains.
Other than the chess part, it was a pretty normal saturday for me.
By the way, The zombies and I are gonna play paint ball tomorrw afternoon, anyone wanna come?

I'm in!
First I thought it was real the first line, I saw "bring a dead guy back to life" and I thought it was some weird Necrophilia special interest but then I got to "giant zombie" and I just knew it was fake. :P
« Last Edit: November 19, 2011, 06:11:27 PM by Lando The Climber »


Bad news guys, the zombies are hungry. What the heck do I do?

Bad news guys, the zombies are hungry. What the heck do I do?
Try teaching them chess?



Give them a bow and arrows, and put them on giant spiders.

Give them a bow and arrows, and put them on giant spiders.
They ignored the bows, but they started eating the spiders. Turns out spider meat is better than brains.
Thanks guys!

Yay I finally did something constructive! :D

At first I thought this was a joke. Then I saw:
giant zombie robo lizzard that bursted through the roof of the house.

Screw the non-believers.