Wearing: Two sweaters, a pair of jeans, black socks, a baseball cap, fake mustache, some eye makeup, an attachable clown nose, some slippers, gloves, mittens, sweatpants, a bra, a coat-hanger, a cat around my neck, a scarf, a beard, rollerskates, an overcoat, fingerless gloves, a housecoat, a speedo, a tuxedo, chainmail, and a leather strap-on harness.