[RPWS] Stories- A glitch

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[RPWS]
A glitch
Written by Deraj
Concept by Sean and Max(Sean's friend)

Characters

Jared/Deraj, Se'an, Marissa, Chris, Angel, John Hale, Emily, Fudge, Nate
feat. Shanny
Special Guest: Sn0w, Figget friend Fergisun

     It was Christmas time and I was asked if RPWS could do a PSA for fire safety because Chris had managed to blow up city hall. I swear I need to just take those explosives.. I had no idea how we were are going to do a PSA on this subject because well... we blow stuff up everyday... "Oh stuff this is going to suck.. Maybe I can ask Angel to help me with this" I thought to myself. I went up to the third floor to Angel's room. It was still kinda weird because his room was moved a floor up. I went over to his room and knocked on the door. "Hey Angel, It is Jared. Can you help me with something?" I asked. The door opened and Angel walked out.
      "What do you need?" Angel asked me.
      "I need your help."
      "With...."
      "Doing this stupid Fire Safety PSA beca-"
      Angel interrupted, "Let me guess Chris blew something up again.."
      "Ya..." In my head I could hear Deraj saying Just kill Chris then. I responded, "No thanks.."
      "What do you mean no thanks" Angel asked confused.
      "Oh.. No I was talking to myself."
      "Ok.. We can use the simulator and I will gather up the group and we can do this PSA"
      "Great" I went over to the elevator and went to the simulation floor. I saw Se'an in the room. "Hey Se'an what ya doing?" I asked.
      "I was just reading a fanfic (Sweet Apple Massacre) with the simulator playing it out for me." Se'an seemed very proud that he could program it to do that for him.
      "Thats cool man." I said. He had what looked like vomit around his mouth and on his shirt but I have learned not to question it.
      "So do you want to help Angel and me do a PSA on Fire Safety?"
      "Ok I will.... right after I go to the bathroom..." he responded then ran off.
      Right then Angel came out of the elevator with Fudge, Emily, John, Nate, Shanny, Chris, Marissa, and some random guy. "Whoa do you really think we need so many people for this Angel?" I asked.
      "Ya I thought that it would be fun for all of us to do this." Angel responded.
      "Also who is that?" I asked pointing to a teenager with fuzzy curly hair.
      "Oh this is some friend of Se'an's.. I don't even know his name..."
      "My name is Sn0w" The teenager responded.
      "Ok then Computer! Start the simulation." I commanded.
      The environment started to form but then it froze and it turned into a classroom for preschoolers.
      "Well forget this this isnt right..." I said. The environment was swirling in one spot and seemed to making a shape of a person. "I've got a bad feeling about this." I heard Deraj saying for once you and I agree. We watched as this swirl turning to a man. He was tall and just all around creepy.
      "Hello there kids my name is Figget friend Fergisun and I am here today to teach you all about fire safety.. Sound fun? It loving better." Thie man said.
      "Who the forget is this gu-" Shanny said but was interupted by Figget friend Fergisun.
      "Well little Billy... MY NAME IS FIGGET friend FERGISUN AND I AM HERE TO TEACH YOU ABOUT FIRE SAFETY! DO YOU loving UNDERSTAND ME!!!!" He boomed.
      "This guy seems scary.. Also why does he call everyone Billy?" Emily said shyly.
      "Don't worry it has to some kind of bug in the system or I dont know.. Se'an what exactly did you do?" I said.
      "I kinda relieved myself on the electronics." Se'an said.
      "YOU DID WHAT!!" We all yelled!
      "HEY! YOU WANT TO KNOW SOMETHING LITTLE BILLYS I AM STILL loving HERE!! AND I AM STILL GOING TO TELL YOU ABOUT" He lit a match and threw it on the ground starting a fire. "loving FIRE SAFETY" The fire somehow turned into a large inferno.
      "Well forget... We are screwed." John said.
      "We should probably kill him.. I mean it" Shanny said.
      "Well thats not a good idea Billy... Because to put out this fire.. YOU WILL HAVE TO GO THROUGH ME FIRST!" Figget said.
      "That can be arranged" Chris said taking out 10 C4 snowballs.
      "Well Billy looks like your going to try and blow stuff up.. Let me tell you... No one blows stuff up like I do." Right then the C4 snowballs explodes and chris fell back and was unconscious. "Any other stupid ass questions before I go on with this lecture?" Figget said calmly.
      "CHRIS!!" I yelled. "Thats IT!!!! LETS KILL HIM!!! TO ARMS!!!" We all took our weapons and ran towards him. I don't know why but the enviroment swirled into some 16-bit thing with us on one side and him on the other. "The forget is going on?.." I asked.
      "We're playing in retro now Billy" Figget responded.
      "I don't care how we are playing lets just kill him!" John yelled as he ran towards Figget firing his M41A.
      "Well Billy looks like your trying to fire a crappy gun at me... Let me help you with that." Figget said. Right then John's gun lit on fire.
      "SON OF A BITCH!!!" John yelled as  he threw his gun aside.
      "Um.. Deraj... Any advise?" I asked.
      "Sorry dude.. I got nada...umm...... Kill it?" Deraj said.
      "Geee thanks" I replied.
      "Stop being panzies and lets kill it!" Shanny yelled as she drew her knife and stabbed Figget.
      "Billy, its not wise to try and stab fire or your going to get burned." Figget said as he pulled the knife from his chest. "Well little Billy, it looks like I am going to have to teach you a harsher lesson..." A flamethrower appeared to come out of Figget's hand as he aimed it directly at Shanny. Fudge jumped infront of her just in time so she wouldn't be hit by the fire. Fudge was removed from the simulation.
      "Damn it" I thought.. "Shanny lets not piss it... I mean um him.. off ok?"
      "Ya ya.. I got that."
      "Well Billys lets see who is next on the death list" Figget said as he cracked his neck.
      "We need to fight him together.." Emily said.
      Sn0w drew his lightning katana as blue electricity flowed through the blade. "Alright then lets do this!" Sn0w yelled.
      "Righ-" I said but was interrupted by Se'an.
      "I got this.." Se'an took out his orbital friendship laser target locater and aimed right at Figget. "TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHER forgetER!!!!" Se'an yelled as a rainbow laser burst through the ceiling and slamed right into Figget.
      "Heh.. well Billy it looks like you mastered the power of friendship and magic... but you know the opposite of friendship is HATE!!! BILLY I AM GOING TO loving MURDER YOU!!!!" Figget yelled as his skin was burned off.
      "Well good job again Se'an." I said then we all turned around and were walking to the door. Right as we reached the door it caught on fire. We turned around to see that Figget was still alive.
      "Heh. Billy.. It looks like we reached the end of our lesson. Your probably wondering when you'll use this in a real sistuation.. Well I guess I should loving show you!" Figget said calmly as he grew and became even more demented looking.
      "HOLY stuff!" I yelled along with Angel. I looked toward Angel we both had the same idea; kill it while it is transforming. We both rushed forward him with his shotgun and me with my rifle. We unloaded full clips at Figget. After the smoke cleared we saw that Figget was still alive! "OH YOU GOT TO BE loving KIDDING M-" I said but was hit aside by a giant hand.. I let Deraj take over. I was way to weak to fight anymore. My feather and backpack turned red and I was now watching what was happening.
      "Lets loving goo.. BILLY!" Figget yelled.
      "Thats it!" Deraj yelled. All of them Ran forward and began to attack Figget. Figget didnt seem phased even by Marissa's Sythe! Nothing seemed to be doing any damage to him. Then Deraj connected a shot with the military Rifle and it stunned Figget. I took over. "Se'an GO FOR IT NOW!"
      Se'an took aim and fired his locater. "TASTE THE MOTHER loving RAINBOW MOTHER forgetER!" The laser blasted through the ceiling and blasted Figget once more.. After the smoke cleared Figget was gone and the group was standing in an open field.
      "woo we got him! Now what are we going to do for the PSA!?" I yelled. Sn0w walked  up with a video camera and said "we can use this.. I filmed everything Figget said."
      "Thanks" I said. After editing the video and other things I sent it off to the new city hall and they loved it for some reason.... We were off the hook again..

END OF A GLITCH

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