Author Topic: Rick Perry's an ass (And one of the punniest conversations I've had)  (Read 321 times)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-eqpJYGtvk

And the conversation with a friend of mine.

Him
he really knows how to get his message across

Me
That's a candidate I can really get behind.

Him
he does leave me a little worried. seems like most of that ad was hot air. no substance

Me
Did you see how red his cheeks were when he mentioned gays?

I was flabbergasted.

Him
youd think he'd be winded after a rant like that

Me
At least he backs up Christianity.

Him
now there's a man who knows how to rear a child

Me
The gay community will have his ass for this.

Him
may even break his windpipe

Me
It was a pretty stuffty thing of him to say.

Him
better than a lot of political crap floating around today

Me
He's still clogging up newsfeeds.

Him
with his plumb-crazy ideas

Me
They're pretty corny... to be honest.

Him
yeah, but they may be enough to start a movement

Me
I think he cleared out too many of his potential voters.

Him
what a waste

Me
Plus. Ron Paul has a much better air about him.
This is off subject, but I was hearing rumors that Rick's kids had a hard time growing up with him as a father. Around Christmas time he would leave stuffty presents under the tree.

Him
i smell a scandal brewing

Me
They didn't even have a tent to use when they were camping.They had a TP.

Him
i bet he didn't take that too well. he has a little bit of an anger issue. i've heard some people call him a 'roid rager

Me
Yeah. I heard he's not very good at digesting his problems.

Him
well what were you expecting, another colon powell?

Me
No, but Rick's really been know to fly by the seat of his pants.

Him
when he's not gluting about his political victories

Me
True. And I'll admit, Colin would rip him a new starfish.

Him
man, i hate making perry the butt of these jokes

Me
It's cool. I'm about to get off for a while. I have to be up at the crack of dawn.
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