Gah, the stupidity. It hurts.
You are the one who is stupid. I will end your life in a second because i have seen at least 4 videos on some SICK wrestling moves on youtube.. and I am pretty sure those were real. Things i could to do you:
1. Tackle you down with WWE wrestling arts.
2. hit you in the neck and INSTANTLY paralyze (or even KILL, depends on how peeved I am..)
3. Maybe make you sniff my own farts? (After take down of coruse.)
4. Use arms and hold you in a neck-hold and then bring you on a table and swinging you to a three sixty motion and collapsing your head on another table.
Overall what you will look like after I own you:
