SOPA will not be passed.
Say it with me, SOPA WILL NOT BE PASSED.
You can soil your pants all you like, it's just not going to be passed. It's another half-assed bill they're trying to pass to see how far they can push their limits. They do it ALL the time, and every time they do, idiots like the OP worries about it and listens to unreliable sources of information and cause general panic.