>go to halloween store to pick up Ouija board
>grab the board
>proceed to checkout
>cute guy behind the counter
>my palms start to get sweaty and i get nervous
>cute guy tells me it's $30
>i reach into my pocket for my money
>spaghetti fals out
>everyone stares as there is spaghetti all over the floor
>i try to clean it with my jacket but it doesnt work
>run out of the store crying