Author Topic: Club559 has to write a poem  (Read 499 times)

Alright, I'm at a loss of ideas. I don't know why the forget school is educating us with these poem skills that I'll never apply later in life when I want to do something valuable. So, in this thread, I'm asking for an idea. It doesn't have a specific subject that it has to be about. It's unbelievably annoying because we need 20 lines or more and we have to use alliteration, repetition, personification, etc. etc. It also has to have a "song-like feel" and we have to have a "character and setting". forget you, writing class.

MAN OF THE FLUBB
There once was this cigarette named club.
Who knew "Man of the Flubb"
He got in his car
And went so far
To meet "Man of the Flubb"
Now flubbman is his real name.
He likes to comb dem pony manes.
So he went outside and got a surprise
And forgeted club in the star fish.

I'm gonna show dis 2 him.
Write that niggr.
This should have given you 1 idea.
« Last Edit: February 03, 2012, 06:27:51 PM by ._maxwell23461_. »

MAN OF THE FLUBB
There once was this cigarette named club.
Who knew "Man of the Flubb"
He got in his car
And went so far
To meet "Man of the Flubb"
Now flubbman is his real name.
He likes to comb dem pony manes.
So he went outside and got a surprise
And forgeted club in the star fish.

I'm gonna show dis 2 him.
Write that niggr.

Beautiful.