Hosting radio show tonight, need one-liners.

[Cybertails1998]

I feel like a bad person because this is the only joke I "laughed" (smiled) at.

same

"I saw a kidnapping the other day, decided not to wake him"

[Ad Bot]

[Clone v.117]

Whats up chicken butt.

The more times you can say it in 20 seconds the funnier it is, trust me you will win like 10000 money.

"i saved a baby from drowning earlier today,
i took my foot off its head"
^ always a winner

[Anti-Block]

how do you make a baby walk in circles?

nail it's hand to the floor



what's the difference between a car and a baby?

i don't stuff on my car

[.::Taboo::.]

...do i know any jokes about sodium

[Night Fox]

...do i know any jokes about sodium

Na

[TheScout]

stephen hawking walks into a bar

forget you i posted that first you richardface forget you you loving forgeter forget

[Night Fox]

forget you i posted that first you richardface forget you you loving forgeter forget

I KNOW
I've STOLEN something, now I'm finally growing up to be just like my parents!

[Bisjac]

i ran a public access tv show for a summer back when i was in high school.
we pretty much took calls requesting psx games we were going to play next (picture in picture), or what song to put on.
and we were pranked called all evening lol

we had this gag where we would begin telling a very boring story, then always end it early with "and then i found 20 dollars!"

it caught on cuz it was so funny, we would mention it out of the blue, or whenever we realized we were being boring. and the idiots watching loved it.


ahhh the good ol days.

[Tokerovin]

Thanks again for teh helpz.