Author Topic: Simple Food Recipes  (Read 1090 times)


Only skill-less scrubs use simple recipes. Masterful Cullinarians like myself use more COMPLEX RECIPES 
THE INGREDIENTS THEMSELVES REQUIRE INGREDIENTS

take baloney

fry baloney

eat baloney

poop baloney

done

Grilled cheese. Apple sauce and cinnamon. Carry-out Chinese.

Take about five dozen eggs...

take a potato chip

and eat it

take a potato chip

and eat it

Because nobody will suspect anything!


Rec:
Strawberries
add on any pastry

1:Get the Jumbo Jack
2:You get two tacos
What do you get?

Jumbaco
Jumbaco!!
Jumbaco!!!!!


Ima' real pro when it comes to grilled cheese.

Quesadilla from heaven:

1. flour tortilla in pan
2. turn the heat on, bitch
3. flip some fresh shredded cheese (pepper jack, monterey jack, cheddar) on 1/2 of the tortilla
4. fold in half over the cheese
5. wait until your chees senses tingle
6. flip
7. let your cheez senses tingle a little more
8. eat
9. die (from tasty)

Bacon, pizza, microwave, enjoy.