Author Topic: Heading on a 5 hour car ride to my new town, what games to bring for the ride?  (Read 2097 times)


metroid prime pinball
if you're good at it, you could play multi mission mode for the whole trip
however i'd like to let you know that i am forever top hunter cuz i've beaten it 3 times on the same playthrough

Dude, five hours ain't nothing.  You don't need no games, read a book.

Dude, five hours ain't nothing.  You don't need no games, read a book.
read that  book that guy wrote about him being raped by a dolphin

true story.

read that  book that guy wrote about him being raped by a dolphin

true story.

da fuq

link me to this thing



what the forget
Quote from: FAQ
Let me reassure you, the laws of physics make it virtually impossible for a human to rape or loveually abuse a dolphin in the water; they're big, slippery, fast, strong, and they can kill you five or six different ways without thinking too hard about it.

Even out of the water, dolphins are still phenomenally strong, dangerous creatures. If you actually READ my book, you'll find out

I wasn't originally interested in having love with a dolphin, that was HER idea;
Whenever I was in the water with the dolphin I was at her mercy;
If the dolphin hadn't liked what was going on, she could have chased me out of the water, hurt, injured or even killed me! Furthermore,
The idea of informed consent is a legal benchmark for human-on-human rape which excludes children and the mentally disabled as being unable to give "informed consent."



"I didn't want to forget the dolphin, I just couldn't keep her off my richard."

Seems legit

"I didn't want to forget the dolphin, I just couldn't keep her off my richard."

Seems legit
:cookieMonster:
i'm pretty sure i read something about his girlfriend just standing and watching all this happen too so

anyways back on topic
what kind of hentai should op bring along that him and his buddies can masturbate in unison to

Pokemon
Motherloving
SNAP


BRING ALL THE GAMES!

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