If your dad doesn't have a beard, you've got two mums

[Mr. Jelly]

I got a entrepreneur le on my mustache

because my Italian hair is so damn greasy

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[Böltster]

forget I just shaved my peachfuzz

so what?

keep shaving it until you hit the later stages of puberty and it actually become man hair. otherwise you'll look like a seedy forgetwit

[Jacob 123456789]

I have an electric shaver, but I only use it about once every week or two weeks

[PowerDag]