Question time with John Freeman

[John Freeman]

Question .5: if you had 500 bricks and you dropped one out of a plane, how many would you have left?
Question 1: What are the three steps to putting an elephant in your fridge?
Question 2: What are the 4 steps to putting a moose in your fridge?
Question 3: The Lion King is having a b-day party, all but one animal came. Why?
Question 4: An old lady needed to cross a lake that was filled with alligators, how does she get across?
Question 5: The old lady eventually died, why?


First one to get all gets a cookie.

-name snip-

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[james4115]

but you are john freeman, not comedy101experiments?

am i missing something obvious

[John Freeman]

but you are john freeman, not comedy101experiments?

am i missing something obvious

Updated op with info

[Mr. Jelly]

Nice try, I 9gag too

499

Open Fridge door, put elephant in, close door

open fridge door, take elephant out, poot moose in, close door

moose, he's in the fridge

the aligators were at the b-day

a brick hit her

[-Pablo-]

Is comedy banned yet?

[John Freeman]

Nice try, I 9gag too

499

Open Fridge door, put elephant in, close door

open fridge door, take elephant out, poot moose in, close door

moose, he's in the fridge

the aligators were at the b-day

a brick hit her

I hate you
Not really.

[John Freeman]

Some more questions.
1:If you had a pillow, ripped it in half, and put it back together, what would you have?
2:If Badspot had a B-day party, and I didn't come, why would it be?
3:I have cool headphones, what are the for?
4:I have a purple mouse, why is the mouse purple?
5:If I sent the mouse to Badspot's party, what would he say?
6:Should I go to bed?


Some of these I dont get.

[Club559]

1. A ripped pillow
2. Banned
3. Listening to hentai
4. You're squeezing it too tight
5. A reaction to the mouse being in his party
6. No

[John Freeman]

1. A ripped pillow Wrong
2. Banned Wrong
3. Listening to hentai Wrong
4. You're squeezing it too tight Wrong
5. A reaction to the mouse being in his party Wrong
6. No Wrong

[-Pablo-]

Name snip is comedy101experiments btw

[John Freeman]

Name snip is comedy101experiments btw

Lol i said to him
"There are a lot of stuff that says your name other than the title"

[OneWithFire]

"There are a lot of stuff that says your name other than the title"

[ShadowYoshi294]

1. You would have an unuseable pillow.

2. Because it was a sleep-over, and you had to bring your own pillow.

3. Listening to Badspot's B-day.

4. Because it was manufactured that way.

5. "Alright, I'll give you my pillow."

6. It's not a sleepover if you don't!

[Jairo]

Is comedy banned yet?

meh
I'll check