So, it's about 10:15 PM in sunny.. wait, did I say sunny? I meant rainy, Fort Lauderdale, Florida and I'm thinking. Why, Mother Nature? Are you PMSing because it's summer over here and you haven't met your daily quota of rain so you're bringing it down in a torrential downpour in the middle of the night?
NOAA just put out a severe thunderstorm advisory for Broward County until 10:45, and already I've seen a Publix grocery bag, a seltzer bottle, a piece of wood, some hail, and a palm frond pass by my window.
I forgot to mention the wind. The wind sucks ass, by the way. I've had a bird hit my window the other day in the middle of a daytime storm.
Long story short, I hate summer because of Mother Nature being on her period.