Author Topic: Funniest steam chat i have ever witnessed  (Read 544 times)

So i was in this hacked lobby on mw2 when this kid Called "Odd Zero". Comes in and wants a tenth prestige i gave him level 70 but not tenth Then the guy starts raging so here is the Chat i am not the host btw im his friend.




Odd zERO: ay skull
Skull: hi
Odd zERO: i got my blood brother playin this now and hes level 10 and he wants everything unlocked
Odd zERO: can u help?
Skull: ok
Odd zERO: when u can ?
Skull: in a bit
Odd zERO: kk
Odd zERO: u startin it?
Odd zERO: ?
Skull: yes i n a bit
Odd zERO: do it now please
Odd zERO: start it now please:)
Skull: in a bit
Odd zERO: please -.-
Odd zERO: dude
Odd zERO: wtf
Odd zERO: im still
Odd zERO: wow
Odd zERO: dude
Odd zERO: everything unlock
Odd zERO: im still not done
Skull: arent you
Odd zERO: not at the prestige i want
Odd zERO: ..
Odd zERO: everything unlock
Odd zERO: cuze im not at the prestige i want
Odd zERO: SKUL
Odd zERO: WTF
Odd zERO: R
Odd zERO: U
Odd zERO: DOING
Odd zERO: omfg
Odd zERO: ur
Odd zERO: pissing
Odd zERO: me
Odd zERO: off
Odd zERO: honestly
Skull: you got level 70
Odd zERO: NO
Odd zERO: I DDNT
Odd zERO: GET EVERYTHING
Odd zERO: UNLOCKED
Odd zERO: CUZ
Odd zERO: U
Odd zERO: SWITCHED
Odd zERO: TO THE NXT MOD
Odd zERO: FAST
Odd zERO: wow
Odd zERO: and i dont like this prestige
Odd zERO: dude
Odd zERO: come on
Skull: i have friends that host mods
Odd zERO: dude
Odd zERO: i know u can forgetn do it
Odd zERO: just
Odd zERO: do it
Odd zERO: please
Skull: afk
Odd zERO: SKULL
Odd zERO: DUDE
Odd zERO: DONT BE A friend
Odd zERO: forgetn hate u
Skull: btw there are youtube vids on how to do it easily
Odd zERO: i cant
Odd zERO: it wont let me
Odd zERO: just help me less then 5 min
Odd zERO: omfg dud
Odd zERO: e
Odd zERO: ill report u
Odd zERO: if u dont help me
Odd zERO: -.-
Skull: GO AHEAD
Odd zERO: ok
Odd zERO: thx
Odd zERO: plus
Odd zERO: lol my dad works for steam
Odd zERO: so
Odd zERO: kk
Skull: i disabled vac banning anyway
Odd zERO: he can take down ur whole account
Odd zERO: hes right here
Odd zERO: wish to speak to him?
Skull: all because you decided to rage
Skull: and sure
Odd zERO: ok
Odd zERO: hold on
Odd zERO: Hello, Im Richard Ruiz
Odd zERO: my son told me you were
Odd zERO: supposly "modding"
Skull: i was and your son wanted the cheats as well
Skull: he infact said he would pay 20$ dollars for them
Odd zERO: Sir, actually i see all the messeges here
Skull: scroll up
Odd zERO: he never said once he wanted cheats
Skull: he wanted a tenth prestige
Skull: i thought he should get it legit and didnt give him the tenth prestige
Odd zERO: he wanted a lobby but you are taking a server which activtion payed for and you are costing us money
Skull: what line of work do you do at steam anyway
Odd zERO: Vac Banning
Skull: wait slow down your son wanted his tenth not me
Skull: he joined a server
Odd zERO: he joined
Odd zERO: your server
Odd zERO: which
Odd zERO: you have started
Odd zERO: / modded
Odd zERO: son
Skull: and then bugged me about wanting a tenth prestige
Odd zERO: dont lie to me
Odd zERO: hes been recording
Skull: what exactly did your son say
Odd zERO: its not what he said
Odd zERO: its what you said
Odd zERO: in this chat
Odd zERO: since
Odd zERO: yesterday
Skull: Sir i dont think your getting this He wanted A tenth HE JOINED MY SERVER
Skull: if you scroll up you can see that
Odd zERO: SON
Odd zERO: YOU
Odd zERO: ARE
Odd zERO: MODDING
Odd zERO: I SEE
Odd zERO: YOU
Odd zERO: HAVE
Odd zERO: HOST
Skull: Calm down sir
Skull: Your son wants me to mod
Odd zERO: yes
Odd zERO: he wants
Odd zERO: you to mod
Odd zERO: which you are
Skull: Ok i will explain
Skull: since you dont want to scroll up He wants me to host a lobby that lets him unlock all
Odd zERO: son
Odd zERO: let me tell you
Odd zERO: this
Odd zERO: one more
Odd zERO: time
Odd zERO: YOU
Odd zERO: own the mods
Odd zERO: he doesnt
Odd zERO: have mods
Odd zERO: downloaded
Odd zERO: in his computer
Odd zERO: YOU DO
Skull: Yes i know
Odd zERO: YOU are modding
Skull: But he was asking me to get him too the max level
Odd zERO: ok
Odd zERO: ?
Odd zERO: you have the power
Odd zERO: becouse why?
Odd zERO: you are modding
Skull: whats your name sir?
Skull: Hello sir are you there?
Skull: Sir?
Skull: Sir?
Skull: Sir?
Skull: odd your done talking to me? i know its you
Odd zERO: No son, im talking to workers about buisness
Odd zERO: so
Odd zERO: it'll be a second
Skull: are we done here?
Odd zERO is now Offline.
Odd zERO is currently offline, message cannot be sent.
« Last Edit: June 20, 2012, 05:08:10 PM by MonkeyFunkyMonkey »



Quote from: Odd zERO
wtf

Lol dead giveaway he wasn't his real dad when he spelled 'paid' as 'payed.'

thats what makes it funny

he spelled activison wrong he spelled it activtion and i thought this was run by infinity ward


So i was in this hacked lobby on mw2 when this kid Called "Odd Zero" comes in and wants a tenth prestige i gave him level 70 but not tenth Then the guy starts raging so heres the Chat i am not the host btw im his friend.

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