HOW TO BE A SUPER SAIYAN: A Comprehensive Guide by Jalen the Super Saiyan
Step 1: Put on fitting music.
Step 2: Cross arms into an X shape in front of you.
Step 3: Throw arms out to your sides, and repeat thusly:
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH."
Step 4: Repeat Steps 2 and 3 until power courses through your veins like fire.
Step 5: Repeat thusly:
"My name is [name], and I am a Super Saiyan."