Snappy comebacks

[indyjones]

They were afraid of you. FOR THAT? :I

No they weren't literally afraid, they just stfu and were super nice to me whenever I was nearby

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[RedGajin]

I was sitting in a math class, when these two jerks behind me kept saying:

"Are you sitting next to that kid because you're gay lovers?"

They kept taunting me with this until I snapped:

"At least I have a snake"

It was like one of those prison thug moments when suddenly they have immense amounts of, what looks like respect, but is fear of you.

oh my god lol
you ACTUALLY said that?
ahahaha thats the worst comeback ever

[Mr.Noßody]

"Your Mother."

[16-Bit]

Them: Dumbass!

You: Assdumb!

Ect

[Flamecannon]

if you keep actin' up you'll have to add a ^2 to yo name!

[indyjones]

oh my god lol
you ACTUALLY said that?
ahahaha thats the worst comeback ever

It shut them up

[Brickman]

Cool it sanchez or you'll get a knuckle supper.

[Visage]

Whenever people ask "what are you looking at?" I always say "nothing much." There's like no comeback to that really it's genius.

[16-Bit]

Do threats count?
Shut up or I'll kick your ass soo hard that you'll start chocking on my foot

[Brickman]

Do threats count?
Shut up or I'll kick your ass soo hard that you'll start chocking on my foot

I'll kick your ass so hard you'll be able to build a pool in the footprint.

[Flamecannon]

I'll kick your ass so hard you'll be able to build a pool in the footprint.

I'll stuff myself so hard that I'll rip a new one! Punk!

[Anti-Block]

i will shove my foot so far up your ass the water on my knee will quench your thirst

[Cargøn]

Me -|==> Random guy
Random guy: DOOD YOUR SUCH A NOOB
Me: Really? Kindly explain that to the hole I just poked in your stomach.

[Jerkface]

1:  "I saw you walking alone last night, loser."
2:  "Huh?  Of course I wasn't alone.  I have my invisible friends, Jeremy, Melissa, George and Ted with me always."

[_Rave_]

Whenever people ask "what are you looking at?" I always say "nothing much." There's like no comeback to that really it's genius.

yeah that's always a good one

Whenever I make a comeback it's usually very specific to the situation and completely unique.  there's only one kid who forgets with me, but he's one of my best friends so idc lol.

though, whenever a stranger bothers me I get completely straight up.  Like I was sitting eating next to some random kids, and I asked 2 questions and this one kid kept giving me sarcastic responses so I said, "Your sarcasm is getting really loving annoying.  Shut the forget up already."  Then continued on with my meal and conversation with the other two.