Author Topic: Mardalf has an educated conversation with a very nice lady  (Read 712 times)

so I was just intersurfing the net one day and saw this lady wants to talk to me so here is the ensuing conversation

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Lizbeth (0:15): Hi!
You (0:16): hi
Lizbeth (0:16): hows it going?
You (0:16): *guest has lost interest
Lizbeth (0:16): so, what are you looking for?
Lizbeth (0:16): ........
You (0:17): my keyboard
Lizbeth (0:17): im pretty much up for some good loving right now :)
You (0:17): please shut up and take my di-Money
Lizbeth (0:17): im from stuffon, maybe you can drop by if you live close...
You (0:17): I'm going to blow up your house
You (0:18): I'm a redneck terrorist
Lizbeth (0:18): thats nice... i will private message you my mobile, k?
You (0:18): thank you that is very good make it easy for me find you and kill family ok yes?
Lizbeth (0:19): you do have to add me first, duh :)
You (0:19): you don't say?
Lizbeth (0:19): sould be simple, the signing up... and you should see my username somewhere
Lizbeth (0:19): you like to forget sluts like me? i should really be punished
Lizbeth (0:20): Hellooooo...
You (0:20): wait your a virganil pedestrian?
Lizbeth (0:20): have stuck a finger up my ass for the first time today :) hurts like hell
Lizbeth (0:21): but you can forget it if you tie me up, hehe
Lizbeth (0:21): anyone there...
You (0:22): I do not know who "have stuck a finger up my ass" is could you explain?
Lizbeth (0:22): i cum so hard when im in pain like that its really wierd, im a pain slut basically ;)
You (0:22): I'm sorry I don't understand try again
Lizbeth (0:22): stuff, the chat is timing out, just add me so we can chat
You (0:23): *guest has lost interest
Lizbeth (0:23): you got me so wet dont keep me waiting now :P
Chat has timed out. Please sign up to resume.

and then she left haven't heard from her since?
« Last Edit: July 07, 2012, 09:09:22 PM by Mardalf »

its called a masochist DUMB BICTH OH GOD

its called a masochist DUMB BICTH OH GOD

Its called a bot.

I wonder if anyone is stupid enough to fall for this stuff.

Its called a bot.
are you saying I talked to a real life android? Oh man androids are so hot!!

are you saying I talked to a real life android? Oh man androids are so hot!!

Yeah they are so hot! I got a damn keylogger from one once :<


Yeah they are so hot! I got a damn keylogger from one once :<
in terms of bodily issues, a keylogger would translate to real life as a tapeworm :U
whatever you put in gets stolen