Idea on how a zombie apoc can start

[Mr. Jelly]

It has found a way out of the case and went in a person's meal.

"Ted, do we really need to go through a TGI Fridays to deliver this case?"

"Hells yes we do! And watch, I can open the case and swing it around, and due to physics, the bacteria won't fall out! Ohhh, sorry, pal. Don't worry about it, though, just pretend it's mustard or something"

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[Ceist]

If it was a instant disease, as if the victim immediately became diseased, they government would also react immediately with a nuclear device, even in a major population center such as New York or Chicago.

[Nightmare-Duckie]

It can't. Even if somehow by some small chance there's a "zombie", or for extremes let's say 1,000, they would all be disposed of before it reached "apocalyptic" scale. Militaries and biocontamination disposal services around the world are a lot more effective than you people are giving them credit for.

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There's just really no logical situation where a zombie apocalypse could start.

[Mr. Jelly]

An excerpt from Cracked's "7 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Outbreak Would Fail (Quickly)" article

But let's say there is an outbreak, like if one zombie was able to bite 30 people in the crowd at an Insane Clown Posse concert before they figured out it wasn't part of the show. It's not like mankind is just utterly confused about what to do when an infection breaks out. In America you have the Center for Disease Control (CDC,) who don't tend to forget around. Seriously, it's on their business cards.

Remember the SARS outbreak? That originated in China. The CDC and the World Health Organization put the clamps down on international travel the second it was found to have spread to North America. Flights were grounded, travel between borders was locked tight and only 43 people on the entire continent died.

With zombieism, they don't even have to solve the mystery about how it's transmitted. It's that guy biting people. Shoot him in the head.

[mod-man]

i dont think it'd be bacteria, but what about a fungus? that might work

[Katamari007]

it would be like two white people having a black kid

don't want to burst your bubble, but that's happened

[Chrono]

don't want to burst your bubble, but that's happened

it was a bad comparison anyways and it wasn't to be taken seriously

[Katamari007]

it was a bad comparison anyways and it wasn't to be taken seriously

Yeah, I know. Just sayin'