If you could be any of these Mario characters...

[Khorde]

why is he obnoxious?
he gives you items, and you blow up his mushroom house
he makes your itemboxes in toad's factory

and he kicks the living stuff out of you in mario kart 64 as payback

[Ad Bot]

[K9 Kid]

and he kicks the living stuff out of you in mario kart 64 as payback

you rob their houses and blow them up :'(

[TristanLuigi]

why is he obnoxious?
he gives you items, and you blow up his mushroom house
he makes your itemboxes in toad's factory

He has a super squeaky voice, he's too lazy to actually save Peach except in NSMB Wii, and even then he stole a job from Wario and Waluigi. In the Super Mario Galaxy games all he does is get himself in trouble.

[Camera]

Bonetail is a coolbro.

[CoolKoopaTroopa]

wtf no koopa?!

[Mrhappy787]

Lakitu is awesome I also like yoshi

[Kumquat]

peach because she a loving bad ass.

[Moppy]

peach because she a loving bad ass.

If mario looks around for 2.3 motherloving seconds, she practically lets herself get kidnapped.
Yeah, real tough gal there.

[Jairo]

>no wario or daisy

[HellsSpot]

forget mario and his gay homeboys

[Jairo]

forget mario and his gay homeboys

[Mrhappy787]

forget mario and his gay homeboys

Whats your problem