I just go the newest game informer and they had a half assed mad lib on page 20 so I went through and just wrote down the first wor that came to mind now read.
The main character is a slutty whore whos life is turned upside-down thanks to a chance meeting after a lesbian upon encountering a piece of foreskin who eventually becomes the protagonists snake. Players are mysteriously transported into a vagina plagued by perpetual blue waffle. The hero must buttforget a couch, but that is harder than it sounds. The quest involves lots of snake's and vaginas, culminating in a bag of snake's ending that makes total sense. Of course little of the exposition is delivered conventionally, instead relying on titts to convey the main point. The game is called Slutty Whore Buttforgets a Couch. Unfortunately, the publisher doesnt throw much marketing support behind the main project. Upon release sales are lovey though it eventually earns a cult following. gamers praise it for its titts, but are almost unanimousle disappionted by its vaginas. Better luck next time.
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