Keal remembrance thread

[Jerkface]

Aspirin sometimes brings someone from a vegetative state to consciousness for a few minutes.

Also, this is why I will never practice autoerotic asphyxiation.

THIS is why?  Not because it's creepy as all get out, you can die from it, it's pointless, yadda yadda?

The only reason you won't is because this guy got turned into a limp cabbage? 

What the hell...?

[Ad Bot]

[fred da kiko]

>chokes to cum
>dies
>amazing human being

Wat?

[Axolotl]

THIS is why?  Not because it's creepy as all get out, you can die from it, it's pointless, yadda yadda?

The only reason you won't is because this guy got turned into a limp cabbage? 

What the hell...?

There are other reasons that I will never asphyxiate myself:

It can kill you.
There are better ways to arouse yourself.
You can kill brain cells in the process.

[Axolotl]

>chokes to cum
>dies
>amazing human being

Wat?

He didn't choke himself with cum.

[Axolotl]

He didn't choke himself with cum.

Oops, disregard the last statement.