Ask CreamTurk3y (Because I like topic fads and answering questions)

[Night Fox]

why is your name creamturk3y

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[CreamTurk3y]

wnt 2 b frnds

No you're a cigarette. (MvM later?)

why is your name creamturk3y

I've explained this a lot but okay, I'll do it again. One time I was playing Dead Rising 2, I was helping this country hick to the safehouse when he shot a zombie and ended up saying "Fine as cream gravy" I wasn't really paying attention at the time and I thought he said Cream Turkey, a few months later I came to the forums trying to think of a name, remembered that, mashed the words together added a 3 and you got a nice, fresh and juicy CreamTurk3y!

[Night Fox]

that's a lame story
needs more action + excitement

[BubbaGum]

I will admit this is getting a bit out of hand. People were even annoyed with me when I was like the 2nd person to make one, but this is like the 6th or 7th or mayb even more

[ghost_man]

that's a lame story
needs more action + excitement

he was playing in cod like a MOTHERforgetER den he saw five milen zombes
jumped all over place PEW PEW an den zombes ded  but then ON zome left was lik O YA
n den 360 pros came all over the place
snipers everywere PEW PEW PEW woooooo an den he got cremetark5y at name

[No2mad2]

No you're a cigarette. (MvM later?)

Believe it or not, I have to attend the party that occurs after the bat mitzvah, lol. I'll be back at like 9pm tonight.

[Night Fox]

he was playing in cod like a MOTHERforgetER den he saw five milen zombes
jumped all over place PEW PEW an den zombes ded  but then ON zome left was lik O YA
n den 360 pros came all over the place
snipers everywere PEW PEW PEW woooooo an den he got cremetark5y at name

it's beautiful...